Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 2 (of 2)Bird, Robert Montgomery
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Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 2 (of 2)
Bird, Robert Montgomery
American fiction -- 19th century; Satire
No man can be so ignorant or skeptical as to deny, that there are
several different faculties of a most marvellous nature, with which a
few individuals in the world are mysteriously endowed, while the great
mass of men are entirely without them; and to the number of these
supernatural endowments there is scarce a year passes by without adding
a new one. What can be, or ought to be, considered a more surprising
faculty than that of _ventriloquism_,--the art of throwing the voice
into places and things afar from the operator, of taking, as it were,
the lungs, glottis, &c. from his body, and clapping them into a chest,
log, stone wall, or other inanimate substance, or into the body of
another? and how few are there in the world who possess the power of
doing so! One man thumps his chin with his fingers, and draws from it
pure and agreeable musical tones, and another whistles a melody in
parts; while men in general might thump and whistle till their teeth
fell out without producing any music worth listening to. What can be
more wonderful than the faculty recently developed by the advocates and
practitioners of a new system of medicine, who, by shaking a bottle in
a peculiar way, give to its contents a medical virtue which did not
exist before, and which another man,--the patient, for example,--might
shake till doomsday without imparting?*
The Natural Bonesetter is one instance of the possession of a faculty
both rare and astonishing, and so is any old woman who can pow-wow the
fire out of a burn. Not to multiply inferior instances, however, I will
ask the reader if any faculty can be deemed more incredible than that
of the magnetizer, who, by flourishing his digits about your body,
now cures your rheumatism, and now sets you sound asleep--unless it
be that of the magnetized slumberer, who reads a sealed letter laid
on his epigastrium, sees through millstones and men's bodies, and
renders oraculous responses to any question that may be proposed him,
even though it be upon subjects of which, while awake, he is entirely
ignorant.
In fine, granting all these things to be true (and who shall dare to
doubt them), why should it not be granted that an individual should
possess the power of transferring his spirit from body to body at
will--a power but little more extraordinary (if indeed it be more
extraordinary) than the other faculties which are admitted to have
actual existence?
To me it seems that the thing is natural enough, though still, I
grant, extremely wonderful. Many persons are thought to possess the
ventriloquial, and even the magnetic power, without being conscious of
the endowment, accident having been in all cases the cause of their
being made acquainted with its existence. In the same way, it is not
improbable that other persons besides myself may possess the faculty
of reanimating dead bodies, without suspecting it; for I can scarce
believe the faculty should be confined entirely to myself.
4. CHAPTER IV.
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