Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 2 (of 2)Bird, Robert Montgomery
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Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 2 (of 2)
Bird, Robert Montgomery
American fiction -- 19th century; Satire
Beneath the bluff, and at the mouth of the creek which divided the two
plantations, was a wharf or landing, where our fishing-boats (for we
had a good fishery hard by) used to discharge their cargoes, and where,
also, small shallops, coming with supplies to the plantation, put out
their freight. Here, one day, some seven or eight of the hands were
engaged removing a cargo of timber, which had just been discharged by
a small vessel; my master having bought it for the express purpose of
repairing the negro-houses, and building a new one for a fellow that
was to be married; for it seems, his crops of corn and tobacco had
turned out unusually well, and when that happened the slaves were the
first who received the benefit.
Hither I strolled, having nothing better to do, to take a position
on the side of the bluff, where I could both bask in the sunshine,
which was very agreeable (for it was now the end of October, though
fine weather), and overlook the hands working--which was still more
agreeable; for I had uncommon satisfaction to look at others labouring
while I myself was doing nothing.
Having selected a place to my liking, I lay down on the warm clay,
enjoying myself, while the others intermitted their labour to abuse
me, crying, "Cuss' lazy nigga, gigglin' Tom dah! why you no come down
work?" having employed themselves at which for a time, they resumed
their labours; and I, turning over on my back and taking a twig that
grew nigh betwixt my teeth, began to think to myself what an agreeable
thing it was to be a slave and have nothing to do.
By-and-by, hearing a great chattering and laughing among the men below,
I looked down and beheld one of them diverting himself with a ludicrous
sport, frequently practised by slaves to whom the lash is unknown. He
was frisking and dodging about pretty much as aunt Phoebe had done
when endeavouring to show me how the whip was handled in Mississippi;
and, like her, he rubbed his back, now here, now there, now with the
right, now with the left hand; now ducking to the earth, now jumping
into the air, as though some lusty overseer were plying him, whip in
hand, with all his might. The wonder of the thing was, however, that
Governor (for that was the fellow's name) had in his hand a pamphlet,
or sheet of printed paper, the contents of which he was endeavouring
both to convey to his companions and to illustrate by those ridiculous
antics. The contents of the paper were varied, for varied also was the
representation.
"Dah you go, nigga!" he cried, leaping as if from a blow; "slap on'e
leg, hit right on'e shin! yah, yah, yah--chah, chah, ch-ch-ch-ch-ah!
chah, chah, massa!--oh de dam overseeah! dat de way he whip a nigga!"
Then pausing a moment and turning a leaf of the book, he fell to
leaping again, crying--"What _dat_? dat _you_, Rose? what you been
doin? stealin' sugah?
"Jump! you nigga gal!
Hab a hard massa!
So much you git for stealin' sugah!
So much for lickin' lassa!
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