Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 2 (of 2)Bird, Robert Montgomery
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Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 2 (of 2)
Bird, Robert Montgomery
American fiction -- 19th century; Satire
There was one cut on the first page, serving as a frontispiece; it
represented a negro kneeling in chains, and raising his fettered hands
in beseeching to a white man, who was lashing him with a whip. Beneath
it was a legend, which being, or being deemed, explanatory of the
picture, and at the same time the initial sentence of the book, Parson
Jim was essaying to read: and thus it was he proceeded:--
"T-h-e, _the_--dat's _de_; f-a-t-e, _fat_--_de_ _fat_; o-f, _ob--de
fat ob_; t-h-e, _de--de fat ob de_; s-l-a-v-e, _slave_--_de fat ob
de slave_. My gorry, what's dat? Brederen, I can't say as how I
misprehends dat."
"Yah, yah, yah!" roared Governor; "plain as de nose on you face. _De
fat ob de slave_--what he mean, heh? Why, gorry, you dumb nigga, he
mean--massa, dah, is whippin de fat out ob de nigger! Dem hard massa
dat-ah, heh? Whip de fat out!
"Lorra-gorry, massa, don't like you whippy:
Don't sell Gubbe'nor down a Mississippi!"
"Let me read it," said I.
"_You_ read, you nigga! whar you larn to read?" cried my friends. It
was a question I could not well answer; for, as I said before, the
memory of my past existence had quite faded from my mind: nevertheless,
I had a feeling in me as if I _could_ read; and taking the book from
the parson, I succeeded in deciphering the legend--"THE FATE OF THE
SLAVE."
"Whaw dat?" said Governor; "de chain and de cowhide? Does de book say
_dat's_ de luck for nigga? Don't b'leeb 'm; dem lie: Massa Cunnel
nebber lick a nigga in 'm life!"
The reading of that little sentence seemed, I know not why, to have
cast a sudden damper on the spirits of all present. Until that moment,
there had been much shouting, laughing, and mimicking of the pains of
men undergoing flagellation. Every picture had been examined, commented
on, and illustrated with glee; it associated only the idea of some idle
vagabond or other winning his deserts. A new face, a new interpretation
was given to the matter by the words I had read. The chain and scourge
appeared no longer as the punishment of an individual; they were to be
regarded as the doom of the race. The laughing and mimicry ceased, and
I beheld around me nothing but blank faces. It was manifest, however,
that the feeling was rather indignation than anxiety; and that my
friends looked upon the ominous words as a libel upon their masters and
themselves.
"What for book say dat?" cried Governor, who, from being the merriest,
had now become the angriest of all; "who ebber hear of chain a nigga,
escept nigga runaway, or nigga gwyin' down gin' will to Mississippi?
Who ebber hear of lash a nigga, escept nigga sassbox, nigga thief,
nigga drunk, nigga break hoss' leg?"
"Brudders," said Parson Jim, "this here is a thing what is 'portant to
hear on; for, blessed be Gorra-matty, there is white men what writes
books what is friends of the Vaginnee niggur."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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