England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; River life -- Fiction
“He mustn’t have it,” said the other, sharply. “If he is very
insistent,” he added, turning to the sullen Mr. Wragg, “tell him that
he has just had food. He won’t know any better, and he will be quite
satisfied.”
He motioned them out of the room, and then, lowering the blinds,
followed downstairs on tiptoe. A murmur of voices, followed by the
closing of the front door, sounded from below; and Mr. Gale, getting
cautiously out of bed, saw Messrs. Harris and Brown walk up the street
talking earnestly. He stole back on tiptoe to the door, and strove in
vain to catch the purport of the low-voiced discussion below. Mr.
Wragg’s voice was raised, but indistinct. Then he fancied that he heard
a laugh.
He waited until the door closed behind the doctor, and then went back
to bed, to try and think out a situation which was fast becoming
mysterious.
He lay in the darkened room until a cheerful clatter of crockery below
heralded the approach of tea-time. He heard Miss Miller call her uncle
in from the garden, and with some satisfaction heard her pleasant voice
engaged in brisk talk. At intervals Mr. Wragg laughed loud and long.
Tea was cleared away, and the long evening dragged along in silence.
Uncle and niece were apparently sitting in the garden, but they came in
to supper, and later on the fumes of Mr. Wragg’s pipe pervaded the
house. At ten o’clock he heard footsteps ascending the stairs, and
through half-closed eyes saw Mr. Wragg enter the bedroom with a candle.
“Time the pore feller had ’is water,” he said to his niece, who
remained outside.
“Unless he is still insensible,” was the reply.
Mr. Gale, who was feeling both thirsty and hungry, slowly opened his
eyes, and fixed them in a vacant stare on Mr. Wragg.
“Where am I?” he inquired, in a faint voice.
“Buckingham Pallis,” replied Mr. Wragg, promptly.
Mr. Gale ground his teeth. “How did I come here?” he said, at last.
“The fairies brought you,” said Mr. Wragg.
The young man rubbed his eyes and blinked at the candle. “I seem to
remember falling,” he said, slowly; “has anything happened?”
“One o’ the fairies dropped you,” said Mr. Wragg, with great readiness;
“fortunately, you fell on your head.”
A sound suspiciously like a giggle came from the landing and fell
heavily on Gale’s ears. He closed his eyes and tried to think.
“How did I get into your bedroom, Mr. Wragg?” he inquired, after a long
pause.
“Light-’eaded,” confided Mr. Wragg to the landing, and significantly
tapping his forehead.
“This ain’t my bedroom,” he said, turning to the invalid. “It’s the
King’s. His Majesty gave up ’is bed at once, direckly he ’eard you was
’urt.”
“And he’s going to sleep on three chairs in the front parlor—if he
can,” said a low voice from the landing.
The humor faded from Mr. Wragg’s face and was succeeded by an
expression of great sourness. “Where is the pore feller’s supper?” he
inquired. “I don’t suppose he can eat anything, but he might try.”
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