England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; River life -- Fiction
Mrs. Jobling permitted herself a thin, derisive cackle, drowned
hurriedly in a clatter of tea-cups as her husband turned and looked
angrily up the little passage.
“Nag! nag! nag!” said Mr. Jobling.
He paused expectantly.
“Nag! nag! nag! from morning till night,” he resumed. “It begins in the
morning and it goes on till bedtime.”
“It’s a pity—” began Mrs. Jobling.
“Hold your tongue,” said her husband, sternly; “I don’t want any of
your back answers. It goes on all day long up to bedtime, and last
night I laid awake for two hours listening to you nagging in your
sleep.”
He paused again.
“Nagging in your sleep,” he repeated.
There was no reply.
“Two hours!” he said, invitingly; “two whole hours, without a stop.”
“I ’ope it done you good,” retorted his wife. “I noticed you did wipe
one foot when you come in to-night.”
Mr. Jobling denied the charge hotly, and, by way of emphasizing his
denial, raised his foot and sent the mat flying along the passage.
Honor satisfied, he returned to the door-post and, looking idly out on
the street again, exchanged a few desultory remarks with Mr. Joe Brown,
who, with his hands in his pockets, was balancing himself with great
skill on the edge of the curb opposite.
His gaze wandered from Mr. Brown to a young and rather
stylishly-dressed woman who was approaching—a tall, good-looking girl
with a slight limp, whose hat encountered unspoken feminine criticism
at every step. Their eyes met as she came up, and recognition flashed
suddenly into both faces.
“Fancy seeing you here!” said the girl. “Well, this is a pleasant
surprise.”
She held out her hand, and Mr. Jobling, with a fierce glance at Mr.
Brown, who was not behaving, shook it respectfully.
“I’m so glad to see you again,” said the girl; “I know I didn’t thank
you half enough the other night, but I was too upset.”
“Don’t mention it,” said Mr. Jobling, in a voice the humility of which
was in strong contrast to the expression with which he was regarding
the antics of Mr. Brown, as that gentleman wafted kisses to the four
winds of heaven.
There was a pause, broken by a short, dry cough from the parlor window.
The girl, who was almost touching the sill, started nervously.
“It’s only my missis,” said Mr. Jobling.
The girl turned and gazed in at the window. Mr. Jobling, with the stem
of his pipe, performed a brief ceremony of introduction.
“Good-evening,” said Mrs. Jobling, in a thin voice. “I don’t know who
you are, but I s’pose my ’usband does.”
“I met him the other night,” said the girl, with a bright smile; “I
slipped on a piece of peel or something and fell, and he was passing
and helped me up.”
Mrs. Jobling coughed again. “First I’ve heard of it,” she remarked.
“I forgot to tell you,” said Mr. Jobling, carelessly. “I hope you
wasn’t hurt much, miss?”
“I twisted my ankle a bit, that’s all,” said the girl; “it’s painful
when I walk.”
“Painful now?” inquired Mr. Jobling, in concern.
The girl nodded. “A little; not very.”
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