England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; River life -- Fiction
“You told mine,” retorted Mr. Jobling, “and nobody asked you to do
that. Very free you was in coming out with mine.”
“I ain’t the only one that’s free,” breathed the quivering Mrs.
Jobling. “I ’ope your ankle is better?” she added, turning to the
visitor.
“Much better, thank you,” was the reply.
“Got far to go?” queried Mrs. Jobling.
The girl nodded. “But I shall take a tram at the end of the street,”
she said, rising.
Mr. Jobling rose too, and all that he had ever heard or read about
etiquette came crowding into his mind. A weekly journal patronized by
his wife had three columns regularly, but he taxed his memory in vain
for any instructions concerning brown-eyed strangers with sprained
ankles. He felt that the path of duty led to the tram-lines. In a
somewhat blundering fashion he proffered his services; the girl
accepted them as a matter of course.
Mrs. Jobling, with lips tightly compressed, watched them from the door.
The girl, limping slightly, walked along with the utmost composure, but
the bearing of her escort betokened a mind fully conscious of the
scrutiny of the street.
He returned in about half an hour, and having this time to run the
gauntlet of the street alone, entered with a mien which caused his
wife’s complaints to remain unspoken. The cough of Mr. Brown, a
particularly contagious one, still rang in his ears, and he sat for
some time in fierce silence.
“I see her on the tram,” he said, at last “Her name’s Robinson—Miss
Robinson.”
“In-deed!” said his wife.
“Seems a nice sort o’ girl,” said Mr. Jobling, carelessly. “She’s took
quite a fancy to you.”
“I’m sure I’m much obliged to her,” retorted his wife.
[Illustration: “He astonished Mrs. Jobling next day by the gift of a
geranium.”]
“So I—so I asked her to give you a look in now and then,” continued Mr.
Jobling, filling his pipe with great care, “and she said she would.
It’ll cheer you up a bit.”
Mrs. Jobling bit her lip and, although she had never felt more fluent
in her life, said nothing. Her husband lit his pipe, and after a rapid
glance in her direction took up an old newspaper and began to read.
He astonished Mrs. Jobling next day by the gift of a geranium in full
bloom. Surprise impeded her utterance, but she thanked him at last with
some warmth, and after a little deliberation decided to put it in the
bedroom.
Mr. Jobling looked like a man who has suddenly discovered a flaw in his
calculations. “I was thinking of the front parlor winder,” he said, at
last.
“It’ll get more sun upstairs,” said his wife.
She took the pot in her arms, and disappeared. Her surprise when she
came down again and found Mr. Jobling rearranging the furniture, and
even adding a choice ornament or two from the kitchen, was too
elaborate to escape his notice.
“Been going to do it for some time,” he remarked.
Mrs. Jobling left the room and strove with herself in the scullery. She
came back pale of face and with a gleam in her eye which her husband
was too busy to notice.
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