England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; River life -- Fiction
“What about my feelings?” demanded his wife.
“_You_ have got me,” Mr. Jobling reminded her.
The nine points of the law was Mrs. Jobling’s only consolation for the
next few days. Neighboring matrons, exchanging sympathy for
information, wished, strangely enough, that Mr. Jobling was their
husband. Failing that they offered Mrs. Jobling her choice of at least
a hundred plans for bringing him to his senses.
Mr. Jobling, who was a proud man, met their hostile glances as he
passed to and from his work with scorn, until a day came when the
hostility vanished and gave place to smiles. Never so many people in
the street, he thought, as he returned from work; certainly never so
many smiles. People came hurriedly from their back premises to smile at
him, and, as he reached his door, Mr. Joe Brown opposite had all the
appearance of a human sunbeam. Tired of smiling faces, he yearned for
that of his wife. She came out of the kitchen and met him with a look
of sly content. The perplexed Mr. Jobling eyed her morosely.
“What are you laughing at me for?” he demanded.
“I wasn’t laughing at you,” said his wife.
She went back into the kitchen and sang blithely as she bustled over
the preparations for tea. Her voice was feeble, but there was a
triumphant effectiveness about the high notes which perplexed the
listener sorely. He seated himself in the new easy-chair—procured to
satisfy the supposed aesthetic tastes of Miss Robinson—and stared at
the window.
“You seem very happy all of a sudden,” he growled, as his wife came in
with the tray.
“Well, why shouldn’t I be?” inquired Mrs. Jobling. “I’ve got everything
to make me so.”
Mr. Jobling looked at her in undisguised amazement.
“New easy-chair, new vases, and a new hearthrug,” explained his wife,
looking round the room. “Did you order that little table you said you
would?”
“Yes,” growled Mr. Jobling.
“Pay for it?” inquired his wife, with a trace of anxiety.
“Yes,” said Mr. Jobling again.
Mrs. Jobling’s face relaxed. “I shouldn’t like to lose it at the last
moment,” she said. “You ’ave been good to me lately, Bill; buying all
these nice things. There’s not many women have got such a thoughtful
husband as what I have.”
“Have you gone dotty? or what?” inquired her bewildered husband.
“It’s no wonder people like you,” pursued Mrs. Jobling, ignoring the
question, and smiling again as she placed three chairs at the table.
“I’ll wait a minute or two before I soak the tea; I expect Miss
Robinson won’t be long, and she likes it fresh.”
Mr. Jobling, to conceal his amazement and to obtain a little fresh air
walked out of the room and opened the front door.
“Cheer oh!” said the watchful Mr. Brown, with a benignant smile.
Mr. Jobling scowled at him.
“It’s all right,” said Mr. Brown. “You go in and set down; I’m watching
for her.”
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