England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; River life -- Fiction
“I know,” ses Ginger, laying down and cuddling into the piller agin.
“He told me just now. I’ve bid ’im good-by.”
Peter Russet asked ’im where his ’art was, but Ginger was asleep agin.
Then Peter sat up in bed and tried to comfort Sam, and listened while
’e told ’im wot it felt like to die. How ’e was ’ot and cold all over,
burning and shivering, with pains in his inside that he couldn’t
describe if ’e tried.
“It’ll soon be over, Sam,” ses Peter, kindly, “and all your troubles
will be at an end. While me and Ginger are knocking about at sea trying
to earn a crust o’ bread to keep ourselves alive, you’ll be quiet and
at peace.”
Sam groaned. “I don’t like being too quiet,” he ses. “I was always one
for a bit o’ fun—innercent fun.”
Peter coughed.
“You and Ginger ’av been good pals,” ses Sam; “it’s hard to go and
leave you.”
“We’ve all got to go some time or other, Sam,” ses Peter,
soothing-like. “It’s a wonder to me, with your habits, that you’ve
lasted as long as you ’ave.”
“My _habits_?” ses Sam, sitting up all of a sudden. “Why, you
monkey-faced son of a sea-cook, for two pins I’d chuck you out of the
winder.”
“Don’t talk like that on your death-bed,” ses Peter, very shocked.
Sam was going to answer ’im sharp agin, but just then ’e got a pain
which made ’im roll about on the bed and groan to such an extent that
Ginger woke up agin and got out o’ bed.
“Pore old Sam!” he ses, walking across the room and looking at ’im.
“’Ave you got any pain anywhere?”
“_Pain_?” ses Sam. “Pain? I’m a mask o’ pains all over.”
Ginger and Peter looked at ’im and shook their ’eds, and then they went
a little way off and talked about ’im in whispers.
“He looks ’arf dead now,” ses Peter, coming back and staring at ’im.
“Let’s take ’is clothes off, Ginger; it’s more decent to die with ’em
off.”
“I think I’ll ’ave a doctor,” ses Sam, in a faint voice.
“You’re past doctors, Sam,” ses Ginger, in a kind voice.
“Better ’ave your last moments in peace,” ses Peter, “and keep your
money in your trouser-pockets.”
“You go and fetch a doctor, you murderers,” ses Sam, groaning, as Peter
started to undress ’im. “Go on, else I’ll haunt you with my ghost.”
Ginger tried to talk to ’im about the sin o’ wasting money, but it was
all no good, and arter telling Peter wot to do in case Sam died afore
he come back, he went off. He was gone about ’arf an hour, and then he
come back with a sandy-’aired young man with red eyelids and a black
bag.
“Am I dying, sir?” ses Sam, arter the doctor ’ad listened to his lungs
and his ’art and prodded ’im all over.
“We’re all dying,” ses the doctor, “only some of us’ll go sooner than
others.”
“Will he last the day, sir?” ses Ginger.
The doctor looked at Sam agin, and Sam held ’is breath while ’e waited
for him to answer. “Yes,” ses the doctor at last, “if he does just wot
I tell him and takes the medicine I send ’im.”
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