"Short Sixes": Stories to be Read While the Candle BurnsBunner, H. C. (Henry Cuyler)
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"Short Sixes": Stories to be Read While the Candle Burns
Bunner, H. C. (Henry Cuyler)
Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
As they walked along the half–built street, Zozo told his tale. He had
been in the astrology business for thirty years, and it had barely
yielded him a living. Yet he had been able, by rigorous economy, to
save up enough money to build himself a house—“elegant house, sir,” he
said; “‘tain’t what you may call _large_; but it’s an elegant house. I
got the design out of a book that cost a dollar, sir, a dollar. There
ain’t no use in trying to do things cheap when you’re going to build a
house.”
But his joy in his house was counterbalanced by his grief for the loss
of his “orfice.” He had taken the ground–rent of the city lot, and had
erected the “orfice” at his own cost. Three hundred and twenty–seven
dollars he had spent on that modest structure. No, he had not insured
it. And now the bakery had caught fire, and his “orfice” was burned to
the ground, and his best suit of street–clothes with it—his only suit,
as he owned after a second’s hesitation.
In ten minutes’ walk they arrived at Zozo’s house. It was quite the
sort of house that might have come out of a dollar book, with a great
deal of scroll–work about it, and with a tiny tower, adorned with
fantastically carved shingles. As they stood on the porch—nothing
would content Zozo but that his new friend should come in and warm
himself—Mr. Brant looked at the name on the door–plate.
“Zozo’s only my name in the Science,” the astrologer explained. “My
real name—my born name—is Simmons. But I took Zozo for my business
name. ‘Zs’ seem to kinder go with the astrology business, somehow—I
don’t know why. There’s Zadkiel, and Zoroaster, and—oh, I don’t
know—they’re ‘Zs’ or ‘Xs’, most of ’em; and it goes with the populace.
I don’t no more like humoring their superstition than you would; but
a man’s got to live; and the world ain’t up to the Science yet. Oh,
that’s you, Mommer, is it?” he concluded, as the door was opened by a
bright, buxom, rather pretty woman. “Mother ain’t to bed yet, is she?
Say, Mommer, the orfice is burnt down!”
“Oh, Popper!” cried the poor woman; “you don’t reelly say!”
“True’s I live,” said the astrologer, “and my street–clo’es, too.”
“Oh, Popper!” his wife cried, “what’ll we do?”
“I don’t know, Mommer, I don’t know. We’ll have to think. Jes’ let this
here gentleman in, though. I’d most ’a’ froze if he hadn’t lent me the
loan of his overcoat. My sakes!” he broke out, as he looked at the
garment in the light of the hall–lamp, “but that cost money. Mommer,
this here’s Mr.—— I ain’t caught your name, sir.”
“Brant,” said the owner of the name.
“Band. And a reel elegant gentleman he is, Mommer. I’d ‘a’ froze
stiff in my science clo’es if’t hadn’t been for this coat. My sakes!”
he exclaimed, reverently, “never _see_ the like! That’d keep a
corpse warm. Shut the door, Mommer, an’ take the gentleman into the
dining–room. He must be right cold himself. Is Mother there?”
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