Short Stories of the New America: Interpreting the America of this age to high school boys and girls
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Short Stories of the New America: Interpreting the America of this age to high school boys and girls
Short stories; World War, 1914-1918 -- Fiction
From the viewpoint of the conservation board that may have been true,
but to Carter it was nothing short of criminal to allow these balls of
fried barley flour to masquerade under the same name.
“Don’t call ’em doughnuts,” he growled, “’cause they aren’t. Invent a
new name for them.”
“War doughnuts?” suggested Mrs. Carter anxiously.
“War nothing!” sputtered Carter. “They don’t even belong to the same
family.”
Whereupon he turned to his coffee, sweetened with a new kind of sticky
substance that tasted like an inferior grade of molasses. There were
those who maintained that it was just as good as sugar for sweetening.
They were liars—bold-faced liars or they had lost their sense of taste.
They belonged to the same class as people who maintained that coffee was
better without sugar—that so one enjoyed the taste of the native berry.
One might just as well argue that flapjacks for the same reason were
best without sirup; cake without frosting; bread without butter.
Carter found his breakfast spoiled for him at precisely the period in
life when he was prepared most to enjoy his breakfast. This was
extremely irritating. It sent him to the office every morning with a
grouch that did not wear off until toward noon, when it was renewed by
having to pay twice what he should for a tasteless lunch. His cigars
were the only thing that held up well in flavor, and he began to smoke
too many of them.
Carter still followed each day’s news of the nation’s part in the great
war with honest pride. He liked the big way his country was going about
its preparations. He rolled the dramatic figures over his tongue and
gloated over the scale of the various projects. Six hundred millions
appropriated for airplanes!
“We’ll show ’em,” he announced to Culver. “We’ll have the air over there
black with planes!”
And that job at Hog Island! They were planning to build fifty ways there
inside of a year—just put them down on a marshy island.
“Nothing small about your Uncle Sam,” he chuckled.
When the inevitable scandals began to be whispered and congressional
investigations were started, Carter frowned.
“If these stories are true,” he declared, “the grafters ought to be
lynched; if they’re not we ought to lynch the darn-fool congressmen who
are interrupting the game.”
The investigations took place, changes were made, and the work went on,
with the investigations soon forgotten. Nothing could check the onward
movement. Pershing landed in France, and soon was followed by his men.
Work on the same gigantic scale was begun on the other side. Docks were
built, railroads laid down overnight, warehouses put up almost between
dawn and twilight. This vanguard saw big and built big, and when the
news of its accomplishment began to filter across to the men at home it
made every American feel bigger.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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