Russian fiction -- Translations into English; Short stories, Russian -- Translations into English
Finally the youth succeeded in freeing his present from its wrappings,
and placed it on the table with an air of great solemnity. It was
a moderately tall candelabrum of antique bronze and of artistic
workmanship. It represented two female figures somewhat scantily
attired, and bearing an air of frivolity to describe which I have
neither the required daring nor the temperament. The figures smiled
coquettishly, and looked as if they were ready to jump on the floor and
to engage in some wild frolic, were they not restrained by the task of
supporting the candle holder.
The doctor regarded his present for a few moments in silence, then
scratched his head and coughed irresolutely.
“A beautiful article, to be sure,” he finally said. “But you
know--what shall I say? Why, it is hardly the thing, you know. Talk of
_déshabillé_! This is beyond the bounds of propriety. The devil!”
“W-w-why?”
“Now, how could I put a thing like that on my table? It will corrupt my
residence.”
“Doctor, you surprise me,” answered Alexander, with an offended tone,
“What queer views of art! This is a work of art! Look at it! What
beauty, what delicacy of workmanship! It fills the soul with joy merely
to look at it; it brings tears to one’s eyes. Observe the movement, the
atmosphere, the expression!”
[Illustration: =Anton Chekhov=]
“I fully appreciate it, my boy,” interrupted the physician. “But you
know I am a man of family. I have children. A mother-in-law. Ladies
call here.”
“Of course, if you look at it from the point of view of the common
herd, you might regard it in a different light. But I beg of you, rise
above the mob. Your refusal would hurt the feelings of my mother and
of myself. I am her only son. You saved my life. We are asking you to
accept something we hold very dear. I only deplore the fact that we
have no companion piece to it.”
“Thank you, dear fellow, and thank your mother. I see that I can not
reason with you. But you should have thought of my children, you know,
and the ladies. But I fear you will not listen to arguments.”
“No use arguing, doctor,” replied the grateful patient, made happy by
the implied acceptance. “You put it right here, next to the Japanese
vase. What a pity I have not the pair. What a pity!”
When his caller departed the doctor thoughtfully regarded his unwelcome
present. He scratched his head and pondered.
“It is an exquisite thing, without doubt. It would be a pity to throw
it into the street. It is quite impossible to leave it here, though.
What a dilemma to be in. To whom could I give it? How to get rid of
it?”
Finally he bethought himself of Ukhoff, a dear friend of his school
days, and a rising lawyer, who had just successfully represented him in
some trifling case.
“Good,” said the doctor. “As a friend he refused to charge me a fee,
and it is perfectly proper that I should make him a present. Besides,
he is a single man and tremendously sporty.”
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