French fiction -- Translations into English; Short stories, French -- Translations into English
“The Princess Hermonthis has recovered her foot!”
Even Xixouthros was visibly affected: he raised his dull eyelids,
passed his fingers over his mustache, and bent upon me his look weighty
with centuries.
“By Oms, the dog of Hell, and by Tmei, daughter of the Sun and of
Truth, there is a brave and worthy fellow!” exclaimed Pharaoh,
extending toward me his sceptre, terminated with a lotus-flower. “What
do you desire for recompense?”
Strong in that audacity which is inspired by dreams, where nothing
seems impossible, I asked the hand of Hermonthis: the hand seemed to me
a very proper antithetic recompense for such a good foot.
Pharaoh opened wide his eyes of glass, astonished by my pleasantry and
my request.
“From what country do you come, and what is your age?”
“I am a Frenchman, and I am twenty-seven years old, venerable Pharaoh.”
“Twenty-seven years old--and he wishes to espouse the Princess
Hermonthis, who is thirty centuries old!” exclaimed at once all the
thrones and all the circles of nations.
Hermonthis alone did not seem to find my request unreasonable.
“If only you were even two thousand years old,” replied the ancient
King, “I would quite willingly give you the Princess; but the
disproportion is too great; and, besides, we must give our daughters
husbands who are durable--you no longer know how to preserve
yourselves: the oldest people that you can produce are scarcely fifteen
hundred years old, and they are no more than a pinch of dust. See
here--my flesh is hard as basalt, my bones are bars of steel!
“I shall be present on the last day of the world with the body and the
features which were mine in life; my daughter Hermonthis will endure
longer than a statue of bronze.
“Then the winds will have dispersed the last particles of your dust,
and Isis herself, who was able to recover the atoms of Osiris, would be
embarrassed to recompose your being.
“See how vigorous I still am, and how well my hands can grip,” he said
to me as he shook my hand _à l’Anglaise_, in a manner that cut my
fingers with my rings.
He squeezed me so hard that I awoke, and found it was my friend Alfred
who was shaking me by the arm to make me get up.
“Ah, you maddening sleepyhead! Must I have you carried out into the
middle of the street, and fireworks exploded in your ears? It’s
afternoon; don’t you remember that you promised to take me with you to
see M. Aguado’s Spanish pictures?”
“_Mon Dieu!_ I didn’t remember it any more!” I answered as I dressed
myself. “We will go there at once; I have the permit here on my desk.”
I went forward to take it; but judge of my astonishment when instead
of the mummy’s foot I had purchased the evening before, I saw the tiny
figurine of green paste left in its place by the Princess Hermonthis!
FOOTNOTES:
[1] An East-Indian dancing girl.
ANATOLE FRANCE, FORMER MAN AND NEW
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