"Why, really, now," says he, lookin' over the crowd kind of helpless, "I
haven't the faintest idea how to do it, y'know."
"Well, it's up to you," says I. "Make a speech to 'em."
Say, that was the dopiest bunch of kids I ever saw. They acted like they
wa'n't more'n half alive, standin' there in pairs, as quiet as sheep,
waitin' for the word. But that's the way they bring 'em up in these
Homes, like so many machines, and they didn't know how to act any other
way. Sadie saw it, and dropped down on her knees to gather in as many as
she could get her arms around.
"Oh, you poor little wretches!" says she, beginnin' to sniffle.
"Cut it out, Sadie!" says I. "There ain't any time for that. Unbuckle
them belts. Turn to, Cap, and get on the job. You're in this."
As soon as Woodie showed 'em what was wanted, though, they skinned
themselves out of those canvas sinkers in no time at all. We left the
truck in the road, and with the English gent for drum-major, Sadie in
the middle, and me playin' snapper on the end, we starts for the
flag-pole. I thought maybe it might be a hotel; but when we got where
the road opened out of the woods to show us how near the Sound we was, I
sees that it's a yacht club, with a lot of flags flyin' and a whole
bunch of boats anchored off. About then we felt the first wet spots.
"They've got to take us into that club-house," says Sadie.
We'd got as far as the gates, one of these fancy kind, with a hood top
over the posts, like the roof of a summer-house, when the sprinkler was
turned on in earnest. Woodie was gettin' rain-drops on his new uniform,
and he didn't like it.
"I'll stay here," says he, and bolts under cover.
The Incubator kids swings like they was on a pivot, and piles in after
him. There wasn't anything to do then but stop under the gate, seein' as
the club-house was a hundred yards or so off. I snaked Woodie out,
though, and made him help me range the youngsters under the middle of
the roof; and when we'd got 'em packed in four deep, with Sadie squeezed
in too, there wa'n't an inch of room for either of us left.
And was it rainin'? Wow! You'd thought four eights had been rung in and
all the water-towers in New York was turned loose on us. And the thunder
kept rippin' and roarin', and the chain-lightnin' streaked things up
like the finish of one of Colonel Pain's exhibits.
"Sing to them!" shouts Sadie. "It's the only way to keep them from being
scared to death. Sing!"
"Do you hear that, Woodie?" says I across the top of their heads. "Sing
to 'em, you lobster!"
The Captain was standing just on the other side of the bunch. He'd got
the front half of him under cover, but there wasn't room for the rest;
so it didn't do him much good, for the roof eaves was leakin' down the
back of his neck at the rate of a gallon a minute.
"Only fu-fu-fawncy!" says he. "I don't fu-feel like singing, y'know."
"Make a noise like you did then," says I. "Come on, now!"
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