She didn't need any more coaxin'. She scrabbled over that balcony rail
and got a shoulder clutch on me that you couldn't have loosened with a
crowbar. I gathered in the rest of her with my left hand and steadied
myself with the other. Lucky she wasn't a heavy-weight, or that
pot-holder wouldn't have stood the strain. It creaked some as we went
down, but it held together.
"Street floor, all out!" says I, as I hit the grass.
But that didn't even get a wiggle out of her.
"It's all over," says I. "You're rescued."
Talk about your cling-stones! She was it. Never a move. I couldn't tell
whether she'd fainted, or was too scared to let go. But it was up to me
to do something. I couldn't stand there for the rest of the night
holdin' a strange lady draped the way she was, and it didn't seem to be
just the right thing to sit down to it. Besides, one of her elbows was
tryin' to puncture my right lung.
"If you're over the fire panic, I'll try and hoist you back through the
window, miss," says I.
She wasn't ready to do any conversin' then, though. She was just holdin'
onto me like I was too good a thing to let slip.
"Well, it looks to me as though we'd got to make a front entrance," says
I; "but I hope the audience'll be slim," and with that I starts to
finish the lap around the house and make for the double doors.
[Illustration: One of her elbows was tryin' to puncture my right lung.]
I've carried weight before, but never that kind, and it seemed like that
blamed house was as big around as a city block. Once or twice we butted
into the bushes, and another time I near tumbled the two of us into the
pool of a fountain; but after awhile I struck the front porch, some out
of breath, and with a few wisps of black hair in my eyes, but still in
the game. The lady hadn't made a murmur, and she hadn't slacked her
clinch.
I was hopin' to slide in quiet, without bein' spotted by anyone, for
most of the women had gone back to bed, and I could hear the men down in
the billiard room clickin' glasses over an extra dream-soother. Luck was
against me, though. Right under the newel-post light stood Pinckney,
wearin' a silk pajama coat outside of a pair of black broadcloth
trousers. When he sees me and what I was luggin' he looks kind of
pleased.
"Hello, Shorty!" says he. "What have you there?"
"It might be a porous-plaster, by the way it sticks," says I, "but it
ain't. It's a lady I've been rescuin' while the rest of you guys was
standin' around watchin' a wet cook."
"By Jove!" says Pinckney, steppin' up and takin' a close look. "Miriam!"
"Thanks," says I. "We ain't been introduced yet. Do you mind unhookin'
her fingers from the back of my neck?"
But all he did was to stand there with his mouth corners workin', and
them black eyes of his winkin' like a pair of arc lights.
"It's too pretty a picture to spoil," says he. "So touching! Reminds me
of Andromeda and What's-his-name. Just keep that pose a minute, will
you, until I bring up the rest of the fellows?"
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