Shoulder-Straps: A Novel of New York and the Army, 1862Morford, Henry
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Shoulder-Straps: A Novel of New York and the Army, 1862
Morford, Henry
United States -- History -- Civil War, 1861-1865 -- Fiction
"There you go!" said Joe Harris. "Now you are on the _other_ side of the
fence! Excuse my similes, but I have not always been cooped up in this
humdrum city--I occasionally pay visits to the country. A moment ago you
grew pale at the name of the mighty Madame Boutell, whose cognomen
sounds a good deal like the Yankee 'doo tell!' I admit; and now you are
laughing at her!" The young girl had by this time recovered from her
good-natured anxiety and regained her habitual vivacity, and she rattled
on to the great edification of her auditors, and happily without
attracting any additional notice from the people at the other tables.
"Yes, sir, Miss Crawford and myself are about to consult this modest
exponent of the mysteries of the stars, though about what we have not
the least idea. _I_ have not, at least; have _you_, Bell?"
"Not the ghost of an idea," was the answer of Miss Crawford.
"Ghost is good, in that connection," rattled on the gay girl. "You see
I have never yet consulted a fortune-teller, and I am afraid I shall
soon be too old to do it to advantage. I lost my faith in Santa Claus, a
good many years ago, and long before my stocking was too big to hang up;
and I cried over the discovery for a fortnight. Suppose I should lose my
faith in fortune-telling before I ever had any experience in that
direction--wouldn't it be dreadful?"
"But why this lady in particular?" asked Leslie, who was at the moment
studying a theme which no man knows more about to-day than was known in
the days of Aristotle--that of chances and coincidences.
"Oh," said Joe, fumbling in her pocket for other slips, and drawing them
out and exhibiting them with great gravity, to the infinite amusement at
least of Leslie. "Oh, I have been preparing myself, and found the best.
Here is a 'Madame R.,' who has 'just arrived in the city and taken a
room at No. 7 Pickle Place.' That would never do, you see. 'Taken a
room' is too suggestive of limited accommodations and no carpet on a
very dirty stair. Then here is another, in which 'Madame Francena
Guessberg' promises to 'give information about absent friends' and to
'show the faces of future husbands.' Most of my friends who are absent I
never wish to hear of again; and as to the husbands, I shall see them
all soon enough, if not too soon."
"Hem!" said Leslie, though scarcely knowing why he made that comment.
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