Siberia (Russia); Siberia (Russia) -- Description and travel
Being an officer, you are blessed with many pockets. So now you plot
out, as it were, your khaki façade. The upstairs right hand, as Barrie
would say, becomes the Imperial pocket; the upstairs left, is sacred
to your American money; while the downstairs, right and left, is given
over respectively to the “Zolotoi Roq” and the shaving-stick store. In
other words, you are a walking bank for at least two establishments in
that town. You are virtually holding some of their money in escrow. You
may have it, but eventually it will belong to them. And it will be
your fate to wear out your field boots carrying that money back to the
place of its redemption. Yes, the light has dawned upon you--your lower
pockets are mortgaged!
It is probably at this point in your Siberian monetary education that
you wish on your soul that you had brought along your own little
printing-press! (And you feel sure that you could have produced better
looking rubles than even General Horvat’s American-made ones--with
their pictures of a lightning express.) But lacking the press, a supply
of cigar-store certificates from home would come in handy. For you
learn that the doughboys have already successfully put into circulation
the pink coupons of a certain popular cigarette.
But the monetary problem in Vladivostok is comparatively simple. This
is borne in upon you when you leave the city for the interior. (If
you leave on one of the innumerable Russian holidays, and all the
shops are shut up, you must overeat at the “Zolotoi Roq” to get rid of
that currency, but you must carry with you the paper belonging to the
closed shops.) For once en route, you begin to acquire various kinds of
Bolshevist money. And some of this money is good only in its particular
zone. If you pass out of that zone without knowing it, you find that
money worthless.
So travel through any single province is as complicated, from the
standpoint of money, as if you had been passing through several
different countries. Suppose the same conditions obtained in the
United States. In going from New York to Philadelphia, you would
have to get rid of your New York money in exchange for Philadelphia
money--if you could. (Less discount for exchange.) When you reach
Trenton, you wish to buy a sandwich. But the vendor will not take your
Philadelphia money. So you offer a coupon off a Liberty bond--value
five dollars--and receive in exchange some Trenton money, good only in
Trenton. It is either that or go without the sandwich! If you travel
as far as New Orleans, you have eleven kinds of money, no one kind of
which has any value to you.
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