Humorous stories, American; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Short stories, American
But just then Cornelia makes one last swipe, drops her tools, and steps
back to take a view. We all quits to see what's comin' next. Well,
she looks and looks at that Lady Reacher she's dug out, never sayin' a
word; and before we knows it she's slumped right down there in the
snow, with both hands over her face, doin' the weep act like a kid.
In two shakes it was Sadie and Mrs. Purdy Pell to the rescue, one on
each side, while the rest of us gawps on and looks foolish.
"What is it, you poor darling?" says Sadie.
Finally, after a good weep, Cornie unloosens her trouble. "Oh, oh!"
says she. "I just know it's going to rain to-morrow!"
Now wouldn't that give you a foolish fit?
"What of it?" says Sadie.
"That," says she, pointin' to the snow lady. "She'll be gone forever.
Oh, it's wicked, wicked!"
"Well," says I, "she's too big to go in the ice box."
"Never mind, dear," says Mrs. Purdy Pell; "you shall stay right here
and do another one, in solid marble. I'll give you a thousand for a
duplicate of that."
"And then you must do something for me," says Sadie.
"And me, too," says Mrs. Dicky Madison.
I didn't wait to hear any more, for boostin' lady sculpturesses ain't
my reg'lar work. But, from all I hear of Cornelia Ann, she won't paste
labels in any broom fact'ry.
For your simple liver and slow quitter, art's all right; but it's a
long shot, at that. What?
XVI
WHY FERDY DUCKED
Say, there's no tellin', is there? Sometimes the quietest runnin'
bubbles blows up with the biggest bang. Now look at Ferdy. He was as
retirin' and modest as a new lodge member at his first meetin'. Why,
he's so anxious to dodge makin' a show of himself that when he comes
here for a private course I has to lock the Studio door and post Swifty
Joe on the outside to see that nobody butts in.
All the Dobsons is that way. They're the kind of folks that lives on
Fifth-ave., with the front shades always pulled down, and they shy at
gettin' their names in the papers like it was bein' served with a
summons.
Course, they did have their dose of free advertisin' once, when that
Tootsy Peroxide bobbed up and tried to break old Peter Dobson's will;
but that case happened so long ago, and there's been so many like it
since, that hardly anybody but the Dobsons remembers it. Must have
been a good deal of a jolt at the time, though; for as far as I've
seen, they're nice folks, and the real thing in the fat wad line,
specially Ferdy. He's that genteel and refined he has to have pearl
grey boxin' gloves to match his gym. suit.
Well, I wa'n't thinkin' any of him, or his set, havin' just had a
session with a brewer's son that I've took on durin' the dull season,
when I looks out into the front office and sees my little old Bishop
standin' there moppin' his face.
"Hello, Bishop!" I sings out. "Thought you was in Newport, herdin' the
flock."
"So I was, Shorty," says he, "until six hours ago. I came down to look
for a stray lamb."
"Tried Wall Street?" says I.
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