Bildungsromans; England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Illegitimate children -- Fiction
When the girls had driven off, Michael recovered his ordinary
appearance by visiting a barber and a hosier. The effect of the shampoo
was almost to make him incredulous of the night’s event, and he could
not help paying a visit to the Café d’Orange, to verify the alcove in
which he had sat. The entrance of the beerhall was closed, however, and
he stood for a moment like a person who passes a theater which the
night before he has seen glittering. As Michael was going out of the
bar, he thought he recognized a figure leaning over the counter. Yes,
it was certainly Meats. He went up and tapped him on the shoulder,
addressing him by name. Meats turned round with a start.
“Don’t you remember me?” asked Michael.
“Of course I do,” said Meats nervously. “But for the love of Jerusalem
drop calling me by that name. Here, let’s go outside.”
In the street Michael asked him why he had given up being Meats.
“Oh, a bit of trouble, a bit of trouble,” said Meats.
“You are a strange chap,” said Michael. “When I first met you it was
Brother Aloysius. Then it was Meats. Now——”
“Look here,” said Meats, “give over, will you? I’ve told you once. If
you call me that again I shall leave you. Barnes is what I am now. Now
don’t forget.”
“Come and have a drink, and tell me what you’ve been doing in the four
years since we met,” Michael suggested.
“B-a-r-n-e-s. Have you got it?”
Michael assured him that everything but Barnes as applicable to him had
vanished from his mind.
“Come on, then,” said Barnes. “We’ll go into the Afrique, upstairs.”
Michael fancied he had met Barnes this time in a reincarnation that was
causing him a good deal of uneasiness. He had lost the knowingness
which had belonged to Meats and the sheer lasciviousness which had
seemed the predominant quality of Brother Aloysius. Instead, sitting at
the round marble table opposite Michael saw an individual who resembled
an actor out of work in the lowest grades of his profession. There was
the cheesy complexion, and the over-fashioned suit of another season
too much worn and faded now to flaunt itself objectionably, but with
its dismoded exaggerations still conveying an air of rococo smartness;
perhaps, thought Michael, these signs had always been obvious and it
had merely been his own youth which had supposed a type to be an
exception. Certainly Barnes could not arouse now anything but a
compassionate amusement. How this figure with its grotesque indignity
as of a puppet temporarily put out of action testified to his own
morbid heightening of common things in the past. How incredible it
seemed now that this Barnes had once been able to work upon his soul
with influential doctrine.
“What have you been doing with yourself?” Michael asked again.
“Oh, hopping and popping about. I’ve got the rats at present.”
“Where are you living?”
Barnes looked at Michael in suspicious astonishment. “What do you want
to know for?” he asked.
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