Bildungsromans; England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Illegitimate children -- Fiction
Michael found that Venner summed up clearly for him all his own
tentative essays to grasp the meaning of life. He perceived in him the
finest reaction to the prejudice and nobility, the efficiency and folly
of aristocratic thought. He found in him the ideal realization of his
own most cherished opinions. England, and all that was most
inexplicable in the spirit of England, was expressed by Venner. He was
a landscape, a piece of architecture, a simple poem of England. One of
Venner’s applauded tricks was to attach a piece of string to the tongs
for a listener to hold to his ears, while Venner struck the tongs with
the poker and evoked the sound of St. Mary’s chimes. But the poker and
tongs were unnecessary, for in Venner’s own voice was the sound of all
the bells in England. Communion with this gracious, this tranquil, this
mellow presence affected Michael with a sense of the calm certainty of
his own life. It lulled all the discontent and all the unrest. It
indicated for the remainder of his Oxford time a path which, if it did
not lead to any outburst of existence, was at least a straight path,
green bordered and gay with birdsong, with here and there a sight of
ancient towers and faiths, and here and there an arbor in which he and
his friends could sit and talk of their hopes.
“Venner,” said Lonsdale one evening, “do you remember the Bishop of
Cirencester when he was up? Stebbing his name was. My mother roped him
in for a teetotal riot she was inciting this vac.”
“Oh, yes, I think he was rather a wild fellow,” Venner began, full of
reminiscence. “But we’ll look him up.”
Down came some account-book of the later seventies, and all the festive
evenings of the Bishop, spent in the period when undergraduates were
photographed with mutton-chop whiskers and bowler hats, lay revealed
for the criticism of his irreverent successors.
“There you are,” chuckled Venner triumphantly. “What did I say? One
dozen champagne. Three bottles of brandy. All drunk in one night, for
there’s another half dozen put down for the next day. Ah, but the men
are much quieter nowadays. Not nearly so much drinking done in college
as there used to be. Oh, I remember the Bishop—Stebbing he was then. He
put a cod-fish in the Dean’s bed. Oh, there was a dreadful row about
it! The old Warden kicked up such a fuss.”
And, as easily as one Arabian night glides into another, Venner glided
from anecdote to anecdote of episcopal youth.
“I thought the old boy liked the governor’s port,” laughed Lonsdale.
“‘What a pity everybody can’t drink in moderation,’ said Gaiters. Next
time he cocks his wicked old eye at me, I shall ask him about that
cod-fish.”
“What’s this they tell me about your bringing out a magazine?” Venner
inquired, turning to Maurice Avery.
“Out next week, Venner,” Maurice announced importantly.
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