The old Judge had given orders for a liberal breakfast. He deemed a
soldier's appetite would be a hearty one, and he meant to treat him
hospitably. The table was therefore very generously spread, and
Sewell looked approvingly at the fare, and ventured on a few words of
compliment on the ample preparations before him.
“It is the only real breakfast-table I have seen since I left Calcutta,”
said he, smiling graciously.
“You do me honor, sir,” replied the old man, who was not quite sure
whether or not he felt pleased to be complimented on a mere domestic
incident.
Sewell saw the hitch at once, and resumed: “I remember an observation
Lord Commorton made me when I joined his staff in India. I happened to
make some remark on a breakfast set out pretty much like this, and he
said, 'Bear in mind, Captain Sewell, that when a man who holds a high
function sits down to a well-served breakfast, it means that he has
already completed the really important work of the day. The full head
means the empty stomach.'”
“His Excellency was right, sir; had he always been inspired with
sentiments of equal wisdom, we should never have been involved in that
unhappy Cantankankarabad war.”
“It was a very disastrous affair, indeed,” sighed Sewell; “I was through
the whole of it.”
“When I first heard of the project,” continued the Judge, “I remarked
to a friend who was with me,--one of the leading men at the Bar,--'This
campaign will tarnish our arms, and imperil our hold on India. The
hill-tribes are eminently warlike, and however specious in their
promises to us, their fidelity to their chiefs has never been shaken.'”
“If your judgment had been listened to, it would have saved us a heavy
reverse, and saved me a very painful wound; both bones were fractured
here,” said Sewell, showing his wrist.
The Chief Baron scarcely deigned a glance at the cicatrix; he was high
above such puny considerations. He was at that moment Governor-General
of India and Prime Minister of England together. He was legislating for
hundreds of millions of dark-skins, and preparing his explanations of
his policy for the pale faces at home.
“'Mark my words, Haire,' said I,” continued the Judge, with increased
pomposity of manner, “'this is the beginning of insurrection in India.'
We have a maxim in law, Colonel Sewell, Like case, like rule. So was it
there. May I help you to this curry?”
“I declare, my Lord, I was beginning to forget how hungry I was. Shall I
be deemed impertinent if I ask how you obtained your marvellous--for it
is marvellous--knowledge of India?”
“Just as I know the Japanese constitution; just as I know Central
Africa; just as I know, and was able to quote some time back, that
curious chapter of the Brehon laws on substitutes in penal cases. My
rule of life has been, never to pass a day without increasing the store
of my acquirements.”
“And all this with the weighty charge and labor of your high office.”
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