“Am I, sir?” said the fellow, who now eyed him with a calm and steady
defiance, as though he had submitted to all he meant to bear. Sewell
felt this, and though he returned the stare, it was with a far less
courageous spirit. “Well?” cried he at last, as though, no longer able
to endure the situation, he desired to end it at any cost,--“well?”
“I suppose your honor wouldn't have time to settle with me now?”
“To settle with you! What do you call settle, my good fellow? Our
reckonings are very short ones, or I'm much mistaken. What 's this
settlement you talk of?”
“It's down here in black and white,” said the other, producing a folded
sheet of paper as he spoke. “I put down the payments as I made them, and
the car-hire and a trifle for refreshment; and if your honor objects to
anything, it's easy to take it off; though, considering I was often on
the watch till daybreak, and had to come in from Howth on foot before
the train started of a morning, a bit to eat and to drink was only
reasonable.”
“Make an end of this long story. What do you call the amount?”
“It's nothing to be afeard of, your honor, for the whole business,--the
tracking him out, the false keys I had made for his trunk and
writing-case, eight journeys back and forwards, two men to swear that he
asked them to take the Celts' oath, and the other expenses as set down
in the account. It's only twenty-seven pound four and eightpence.”
“What?”
“Twenty-seven, four and eight; neither more nor less.”
A very prolonged whistle was Sewell's sole reply.
“Do you know, O'Reardon,” said he at last, “it gives me a painfully
low opinion of myself to see that, after so many months of close
acquaintance, I should still appear to you to be little short of
an idiot? It is very distressing--I give you my word, it is--very
distressing.”
“Make your mind easy, sir; it is not _that_ I think you at all;” and
the fellow lent an emphasis to the “that” which gave it a most insulting
significance.
“I 'd like to know,” cried Sewell, as his face crimsoned with anger,
“if you could have dared to offer such a document as this to any man you
didn't believe to be a fool.”
“The devil a drop of fool's blood is in either of us,” said O'Reardon,
with an easy air and a low laugh of quiet assurance.
“I am flattered by the companionship, certainly. It almost restores me
to self-esteem to hear your words. I'd like to pay you a compliment in
turn if I only knew how.”
“Just pay me my little bill, your honor, and it will be all mask.”
“I'm not over-much in a joking mood this morning, and I 'd advise you
to talk of something else. There 's a five-pound note for you;” and he
flung the money contemptuously towards him. “Take it, and think yourself
devilish lucky that I don't have you up for perjury in this business.”
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