Sir Jasper Carew: His Life and ExperienceLever, Charles
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Sir Jasper Carew: His Life and Experience
Lever, Charles
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“When he saw the house where his oldest friend in the world was wont
to gather round him all that was eminently Irish, and where a generous
hospitality developed a hearty and noble conviviality, converted into a
den of scheming and intriguing politicians, seeking to snare support by
low flattery, or to entrap a vote, in the confidence of the bottle; when
he saw this, and more than this,--that the best names and the best blood
in the land were slighted, in order to show some special and peculiar
attention to vulgar wealth or still more vulgar pretension, Curtis
thought it high time to take his leave. This is the why; and as to the
how, he went away in the same old conveniency that he arrived by; and,
though drawn by a sorry hack, and driven by a ragged Irishman, he felt
prouder as he sat in it than if his place had been beside a duke in the
king's livery, with a coach paid for out of the pockets of the people.
“This is the answer, therefore, to your correspondent. And if he wants
any further information, will you tell him that it will be more in
accordance with the habits of Irish gentlemen if he'll address himself
personally to Mr. Curtis, 12, Ely Place, than by any appeal in the
columns of a newspaper.
“And now, Mr. Editor, a word for yourself and the others. I know nothing
about the habits of your order, nor the etiquette of the press; but this
I do know: I am a private gentleman, living, so far, at least, as you
and the like of you are concerned, out of the world; I am very unlikely
to fill a paragraph either among the marriages or the births; and
if--mark me well, for I am not joking--you, or any of you, print my name
again in your pages, except to announce my decease, I will break every
bone in your body; and this 'without prejudice,' as the attorneys say,
to any future proceedings I may reserve for your correspondent.”
None who knew Curtis doubted for an instant the authenticity of this
letter, though many at the time fancied it must be a queer quiz upon
his style. The effect of it was, however, marvellous; for, in the most
implicit confidence that he meant to keep his word, his name entirely
dropped out of the discussion, which, however, raged as violently, if
not more violently, than ever. Personalities of the most offensive kind
were interchanged; and the various guests were held up, with little
histories of their private life, by the journals of one side or the
other.
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