“The description was very exact, Robert. I recognised your ghost on the
instant.”
“Ghost, is it?” quoth Sir Hector scornfully. “Man, a ghost is a pretty
poppet in comparison! Yon was a kelpie, I’m tellin’ ye.”
“And the soldiers are all fled away, Hector, and ha’ left their prisoners
behind ’em!”
“And likewise most o’ their equipment, sir,” added the Corporal.
“O John, O Johnnie man,” moaned Sir Hector from his lowly seat, “’tis an
awfu’ thing we ha’ seen this nicht!”
“True, Hector. But Mr. Potter and his fellows are safe, and we have taken
no harm——”
“Whisht lad! Dinna be too sure; forbye, I’ve an unchancy feelin’ in ma
wame, an’ ma bowels be turned tae watter, Johnnie!”
“Then I suggest a jorum of Mr. Bunkle’s gumboo.”
“Na, na, Johnnie! When a man sees a kelpie ’tis time for him tae think
o’ ither things, y’ ken.... Come awa’ hame wi’ me instead, for ’tis a
solitary man I’ll be the nicht.”
Two o’clock was striking as they re-entered Alfriston to find it still
lapped in peaceful slumber. Reaching his habitation, Sir Hector lifted
the latch, but, finding the door gently resistant, paused.
“That’ll be Wully Tamson,” he explained. “Wully always sleeps across the
threshold whin he chances to be byordinar’ fu’. Hey, Wully man, wake
up!” And Sir Hector bowed mighty shoulder and hove the door wide enough
to gain admittance, whereupon from the pitchy gloom arose reproachful
groanings and plaintive mutterings that ended in stentorian snore.
“Come in,” quoth Sir Hector from the dark, “an’ mind ye don’t tread
on Wully.... So! Now wait ’till I find the candle.” Here the sound of
ineffectual gropings and a splintering crash. “A’ richt, Johnnie, ’twas
only a platter,” Sir Hector explained, “though what ’twas doin’ on the
mantel-shelf I dinna ken.... I pit the candle here somewhere, I’ll swear
... ah!” Ensued the sound of flint and steel and in due season the candle
was lighted to discover a small, disordered room; before the ashes of a
long-dead fire the single elbow-chair bore a pair of dusty riding-boots
and the joints of a fishing-rod, while the table was littered with sundry
unwashed crockery, amidst which reposed a weatherbeaten hat.
“’Tis no’ juist a palace, John, but what there is of it is hamely.... If
ye’ll pit some o’ the crockery on the floor we’ll crack a bottle for auld
lang syne—what—ye’ll no’. Aweel, mebbe ’tis a little early for’t, an’
we’ll be better in bed.”
“I think so, Hector. And I venture to suggest your cottage might be made
even more homely by a woman with a brush, or a mop, or——”
“A wumman, Johnnie, a wumman? Hoot—toot, she’d juist tidy a’ the comfort
oot o’ the place wi’ her sweepin’ an’ scowerin’—a wumman? My certie! I do
verra weel wi’ Wully Tamson. Guid-nicht t’ye, John——”
“Begging your pardon, Sir Hector,” quoth the Corporal, standing at
attention, “but what might a kelpie be pre-cisely?”
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