“You be a fine piece, I’ll allow, mistress, aye—fit for a lord or a
dook ye be, but your handsome looks won’t——” Here, suddenly espying the
nature of the weapon she held, he shrank and cowered away. “’Ware of
her, Sturton!” he cried, but all too late, for with a graceful sweep of
her long arm she swung the large pitcher she had hitherto kept hidden,
discharging its boiling contents over the huddled crowd in a streaming
deluge, whereupon arose screams, curses, groans, a very pandemonium,
as these men, who had fronted Sir John’s pistols, retreated in wild
confusion. Reaching the road, they halted to stamp and swear, while Mr.
Oxham roared threats and cherished scalded face, and Sturton, cursing all
and sundry, cried shame on them to “be beat by a damned slip o’ shrewish
womanhood!” to such effect that they were presently back again more
viciously threatening than ever, though keeping well away from the tall
young Amazon who stood with pitcher recharged and the light of battle in
her eyes, strung for action, yet supremely disdainful of them, one and
all.
So was a momentary respite, for the men, uncertain and a little
shamefaced, hung back, despite Sturton’s lashing tongue and Oxham’s
bellowing. And then arose warning shouts from their fellows who guarded
the roadway, a clatter of horse-hoofs and sounds of sudden strife,
whereupon Oxham’s men hastened to join the fray. Thus the turmoil grew,
while up rose a swirling cloud of dust wherein men strove hand to hand,
a fierce hurly-burly whence ever and anon was heard a wild, eldritch
screech of exultation. Suddenly, high above the reeling press, two legs
appeared, very helpless legs that writhed and contorted themselves in
desperate but futile kickings ere they vanished. Then the close-locked
fray was split asunder, and through the seething dust a gigantic form
appeared, with a man clutched helpless beneath each mighty arm, and who
paused to glare round about and note the havoc he had wrought upon his
bruised and dismayed assailants, and to vent another fierce screech of
triumph ere he became articulate.
“Ye fules!” he roared. “Dinna anger me—dinna rouse the auld Adam in me or
mebbe I’ll be hurtin’ some o’ ye!”
Thus stood Sir Hector Lauchlan MacLean, the very incarnation of strife,
hatless and wigless, his clothes rent and torn, his wretched captives
struggling vainly in the grasp of his arms, his lean face flushed with
the ecstasy of the moment.
“Wha’ stays a MacLean meets the de’il!” quoth he. “An’ here’s MacLean the
noo, an’ whaur’s the man tae gainsay him? You, Oxham-laddie, an’ you,
Sturton, is it battle and bluidshed ye’re wantin’? If aye, speak the
worrd. If no’, get ye oot o’ Dame Haryott’s but-an’-ben, an’ quick aboot
it, for I’m fair yearnin’ for a wee mair tulzie-mulzie, y’ ken!”
“We’ve no quarrel wi’ you, Sir Hector,” answered Mr. Oxham sullenly.
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