“Laddie,” answered Sir Hector mildly, “what wi’ sunstroke an’ the
bottle, ye’re no juist reesponsible for the clatter o’ your feckless
tongue——”
“Tongue, sir, tongue? D’ye dare suggest I’m not perfectly sober?”
“Aye, I dare that!” nodded Sir Hector; “I dare suggest that what wi’ sun
an’ the bottle ye’ll be seein’ smugglers crawlin’ up y’r arrms an’ legs
gin ye drink ony mair.... Man, ye’re growin’ purple i’ the face, y’r eyne
be rollin’ in y’r heid, an’ ye look sae uncanny an’ talk sae——”
“Talk, is it—talk!” roared the Captain, shaking his fist. “At the least I
talk English and you, like the bog-trotting Irishman y’are, and be——”
Uttering an inarticulate roar, Sir Hector leapt from his chair, bounded
across the room, and Captain Panter of the Third found himself whirled
aloft in mighty hands that held him pinned fast between two of the
ceiling-beams, breathless, shaken and utterly confounded.
“O man,” quoth Sir Hector in bitter apostrophe, “can ye no’ ken a Scot
when ye see him? Ye muckle fule, can ye no’ see the differ’ betwixt a
Scot an’ the lave o’ puir humanity? D’ye no’ ken that the Scots be the
salt o’ the airth? An’, O man, I’m a Scot o’ the Scots, being Hector
Lauchlan MacLean o’ Duart. Ma puir wee mannie, I’ve ate things the like
o’ yesel’ in a sallet afore to-day an’ ne’er kenned it!”
Having thus delivered himself, Sir Hector set the dazed and breathless
Captain gently upon his feet, a very astonished officer, who gulped,
stared and was fumbling in a numb sort of fashion for the hilt of his
sword, when the young Ensign reappeared once more, more dusty and heated
than ever.
“Sir,” said he, “we’ve seen neither hide nor hair of our man though we’ve
turned the place upside down.”
Captain Panter stared vaguely at the speaker, and from him to a certain
spot between the beams above his head.
“Upside ... down!” he murmured. “Oh! Ah! Fall in your men!” Having said
which, the Captain walked slowly out of the inn, looking neither right
nor left.
And presently the Sergeant’s voice was heard uplifted in divers
inarticulate roarings; followed a ring and clatter of muskets and, with
martial swing and measured tramp, Captain Panter and his dusty company
marched away through the mellowing afternoon sunshine.
And, after some while, appeared Mr. Muddle’s head at the open lattice.
“Arl clear, Peter!” he announced, whereupon Mr. Bunkle nodded and emitted
a cheery whistle, which was immediately answered by those ghostly
rappings, such as Sir John remembered to have heard once before.
“Aweel, that’s over, God be thankit!” quoth Sir Hector fervently.
“Aye, sir!” nodded Mr. Bunkle. “’Twere a bit orkard-like for Jarge, but
then every summer ’as its rainy day!”
The rattle of a chain, a scuffling sound in the chimney, and Mr. Potter
stepped forth in more woeful plight than ever by reason of soot.
“Havers, Geordie man, an’ how are ye the noo?” inquired Sir Hector. “Are
ye wounded?”
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