“But I’m minded for a bench and sanded floor,” smiled Sir John, and into
the tap he took his way accordingly. It was a smallish chamber very
orderly and clean, but empty except for a carter, in smock and leggings,
who snored lustily with his head on the table, and a raw-boned individual
with a shock of red hair and a dull, fish-like eye, who sat huddled in a
corner and gloomed. To whom Sir John forthwith addressed himself:
“Friend, you drink nothing?”
“Well, an’ ’ow can I drink,” answered the red-headed man in surly tone;
“’ow’s any man to drink out of a empty tankard?”
“That is easily amended.”
“Oh, is it, an arl—when a honest man’s pockets be as empty as ’is tankard
an’ nobody to ax ’im to take nothin’?”
“Then I will. Fill for him, Mr. Levitt.”
“I wouldn’t, sir!” answered the landlord; “’e’s ’ad enough, I rackon!”
“’Oo’s ’ad enough?” demanded the red-haired man truculently. “I ain’t
never ’ad enough! I never do ’ave enough, no, nor ain’t likely to ’ave
enough! An’ if the loikes o’ ’im loikes to treat the loikes o’ me, what’s
to prevent?”
“Well, keep a civil tongue to the gen’elman, an’ dannel ye, Jonas Skag!”
and Mr. Levitt, setting down the refilled tankard with a bang, stalked
away.
“Jonas Skag!” repeated Sir John, eyeing his unlovely companion and
shifting nearer to him; “I’ve heard that name before.”
“No, you ain’t!” retorted the other fiercely. “Leastways if y’ave you’ve
never ’eard naun but good of it!”
“True,” nodded Sir John; “for you told it me yourself.”
“What—I did?” exclaimed the red-headed man leaning forward to scowl.
“Aye,” answered Sir John, leaning forward also until he might look into
the close-set eyes opposite. “You informed me that a more honest man
never trod a plank.”
“Well, ’tis true! Honest I be, aye, honest as the day—an’ I’d loike t’
see the man as says I bean’t!” So saying, he lifted the ale to unshaven
mouth and drank greedily.
“You don’t smoke tobacco!” said Sir John.
“No, I doan’t! An’ wot be that t’ you? Why should I smoke? I doan’t loike
smoke an’ I bean’t a-goin’ to smoke! Not for the loikes o’ you, no—nor no
man breathin’, I ain’t!”
“Perchance you prefer snuff?” Sir John suggested, finger and thumb in
waistcoat pocket.
“An’ wot if I do? I ain’t beggin’ an’ pleadin’—no, nor yet axin’ you for
any, be I?”
“No,” answered Sir John; “but you may have a pinch for good-fellowship’s
sake, none the less, if you’re so minded.”
“Well, s’posin’ I be so minded?”
“Then I make you welcome to my box.” And Sir John took snuff-box from
pocket and gave it to the red-haired man’s hairy fingers.
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