“Friends,” said the parson, leaning down from his saddle and addressing
them much as if it had been a pulpit; “ye refractory souls, we be all of
us human and therefore prone to err. But for myself, having the cure of
souls among ye, I regard ye all as my wayward children, and, when I see
ye rushing blindly on destruction, hold it my bounden duty to warn ye
thereof.... Hark ye, then! Cuckmere Haven is watched to-night! There be
many soldiers hidden there and upon the cliff. I have seen them with my
own eyes; heed therefore my word! Pass the warning to your fellows, and
thereafter let each o’ ye seek your beds with due gratitude to that ever
beneficent Providence that by my humble means hath, yet again, saved ye
from dire peril o’ your bodies.”
“In a word,” added Mr. Pym, “the Preventives ha’ been warned somehow and
are out in force, and but for our parson would ha’ shot or taken every
man o’ ye!”
“One other matter,” sighed Mr. Hartop; “you will tell George Potter, most
wayward of all my children, that next time he is necessitated to use the
church tower he will leave space for the bell-ropes to play freely: on
the last occasion, as you will doubtless remember, the tenor bell could
not be rung up.”
“Arl roight, Mus’ Hartop, sir, an’ thank’ee koindly! Ye see, ’twere one
o’ they liddle tubs, sir, as went an’ jammed hisself, Mus’ ’Artop, sir.
An’ a praper parson ye be, sure-lye.”
“Aye, a moighty good passon to we, sir. A true gen’leman as do ever tak’
our part, you be, sir.”
“Alas!” sighed Mr. Hartop. “Alas, that ye should need me so to do!...
Pray show more care hereafter as regards my bells ... and mind, home all
o’ ye, and forget not your prayers.... Good-night.”
So saying, Parson Hartop saluted them all with lifted hat and ambled
away, whereupon the four worthies, big with the news, hasted forthwith to
the ‘Market Cross Inn.’
“Ha!” quoth Mr. Pym, leaning upon his musket and looking after the
parson’s retiring figure. “Said I not we were all smugglers hereabouts,
Mr. Derwent? And yonder goeth the best of us all, a truly saintly man,
sir. And now for Potter.”
They found the inn agog with the tidings.
“Guid save’s a’!” exclaimed Sir Hector, “what o’ poor Sharkie Nye?”
“Why, sir,” answered Mr. Bunkle, the philosopher, “never worrit! Life
hath its downs as well as its ups, an’ Sharkie’ll never put in shore
wi’out the signal.”
“But this looks like treachery, Peter!” fumed Sir Hector. “And syne they
ken sae muckle ’tis vera like they’ll ken the signal likewise. Whaur’s
Geordie? I maun hae a world wi’ Geordie Potter. Whaur bides he, Peter
man?”
“A sight nigher than ’e seems, sir!” answered Mr. Bunkle and, winking,
led them into his inner, much-doored holy of holies. Here he rapped
certain times upon the panelling, and rap answered him; thereafter one
of the five doors opened and Mr. Potter appeared, placid as ever and
surprisingly neat, except for a cobweb adhering to one newly trimmed
whisker.
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