London (England) -- Social conditions -- Fiction; Physicians -- Fiction; Poor -- Fiction
"Forty-eight pounds fourteen and sixpence. Do you hear that, my friend?
Do _you_ hear it, Baffin? One thousand nine hundred and forty-nine
sixpences. Does this compete with literature, young man? Does it equal
the material gains of your art, Mr. Baffin? Nineteen hundred sixpences,
James, my dear, nineteen hundred and forty-nine. All screwed out of
the working man. Damn the working man. What’s he made for? Where’s
that bottle of Burgundy?"
The doctor, in this mood, presents an absurdly human appearance. His
cap—-it is an old-fashioned neck-freezer, and a trifle small for him at
that—sits usually upon one side, and he rolls the cigar between his lips
in an unctuous manner, and has even been known to wear his feet upon the
mantel-piece. It is always his pleasure under these circumstances to toy
with Baffin, who, being so closely related to the Leicestershire
Baffins, is quite unjustly credited with a secret sympathy for
despotism. In point of fact, however, Baffin has no time to sympathise
with anything, except the Baffin School of Impressionist Art. But the
doctor, when his cap and the cares beneath it sit lightly on him,
chooses to exhibit a cordial sympathy for the supposed convictions of
Baffin.
"Dirty beggars, these working men: what, Baffin?" the doctor will
observe. "Have to be kept in their places. Eh? What? Sixpence a go,
Baffin. Nineteen hundred and forty-nine sixpences. A very reasonable
tribute, Baffin; a tribute to education and elegance and the cultivated
mind. The feudal system, Baffin, was a fool to our system. You must
write and explain it all to the Leicestershire Baffins. What, Baffin?"
Baffin always offered the same reply—
"You _are_ a silly fool, Brink."
Even the surrounding helots recognised and responded to the
psychological significance of the doctor’s City costume. I shall always
remember an observation uttered by Ma Levinsky, who kept the fish shop
at the corner.
It was Banking Day, and the doctor, suitably apparelled and accompanied
by the bag, was walking West, accompanied by your servant, to whom he
had promised to exhibit the interior of a real bank, and also to show
how one conducts an operation called "paying in." And when we passed
her, Ma Levinsky spoke to us, saying, "Cheero, Doctor, ole love. Got a
baby in the bag?" This to THE DOCTOR, mind you! You perceive the weird
magic of this cap.
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