Sketches by Boz, Illustrative of Every-Day Life and Every-Day PeopleDickens, Charles
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Sketches by Boz, Illustrative of Every-Day Life and Every-Day People
Dickens, Charles
London (England) -- Social life and customs -- 19th century; London (England) -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
The goods here are adapted to the taste, or rather to the means, of
cheap purchasers. There are some of the most beautiful _looking_
Pembroke tables that were ever beheld: the wood as green as the trees
in the Park, and the leaves almost as certain to fall off in the course
of a year. There is also a most extensive assortment of tent and
turn-up bedsteads, made of stained wood, and innumerable specimens of
that base imposition on society—a sofa bedstead.
A turn-up bedstead is a blunt, honest piece of furniture; it may be
slightly disguised with a sham drawer; and sometimes a mad attempt is
even made to pass it off for a book-case; ornament it as you will,
however, the turn-up bedstead seems to defy disguise, and to insist on
having it distinctly understood that he is a turn-up bedstead, and
nothing else—that he is indispensably necessary, and that being so
useful, he disdains to be ornamental.
How different is the demeanour of a sofa bedstead! Ashamed of its real
use, it strives to appear an article of luxury and gentility—an attempt
in which it miserably fails. It has neither the respectability of a
sofa, nor the virtues of a bed; every man who keeps a sofa bedstead in
his house, becomes a party to a wilful and designing fraud—we question
whether you could insult him more, than by insinuating that you
entertain the least suspicion of its real use.
To return from this digression, we beg to say, that neither of these
classes of brokers’ shops, forms the subject of this sketch. The shops
to which we advert, are immeasurably inferior to those on whose outward
appearance we have slightly touched. Our readers must often have
observed in some by-street, in a poor neighbourhood, a small dirty
shop, exposing for sale the most extraordinary and confused jumble of
old, worn-out, wretched articles, that can well be imagined. Our wonder
at their ever having been bought, is only to be equalled by our
astonishment at the idea of their ever being sold again. On a board, at
the side of the door, are placed about twenty books—all odd volumes;
and as many wine-glasses—all different patterns; several locks, an old
earthenware pan, full of rusty keys; two or three gaudy
chimney-ornaments—cracked, of course; the remains of a lustre, without
any drops; a round frame like a capital O, which has once held a
mirror; a flute, complete with the exception of the middle joint; a
pair of curling-irons; and a tinder-box. In front of the shop-window,
are ranged some half-dozen high-backed chairs, with spinal complaints
and wasted legs; a corner cupboard; two or three very dark mahogany
tables with flaps like mathematical problems; some pickle-jars, some
surgeons’ ditto, with gilt labels and without stoppers; an unframed
portrait of some lady who flourished about the beginning of the
thirteenth century, by an artist who never flourished at all; an
incalculable host of miscellanies of every description, including
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