Sketches by Boz, Illustrative of Every-Day Life and Every-Day PeopleDickens, Charles
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Sketches by Boz, Illustrative of Every-Day Life and Every-Day People
Dickens, Charles
London (England) -- Social life and customs -- 19th century; London (England) -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
‘Come to that!’ ejaculated the man with the red face; ‘but we _must_
come to that. We stand, in these times, upon a calm elevation of
intellectual attainment, and not in the dark recess of mental
deprivation. Proof, is what I require—proof, and not assertions, in
these stirring times. Every gen’lem’n that knows me, knows what was the
nature and effect of my observations, when it was in the contemplation
of the Old-street Suburban Representative Discovery Society, to
recommend a candidate for that place in Cornwall there—I forget the
name of it. “Mr. Snobee,” said Mr. Wilson, “is a fit and proper person
to represent the borough in Parliament.” “Prove it,” says I. “He is a
friend to Reform,” says Mr. Wilson. “Prove it,” says I. “The
abolitionist of the national debt, the unflinching opponent of
pensions, the uncompromising advocate of the negro, the reducer of
sinecures and the duration of Parliaments; the extender of nothing but
the suffrages of the people,” says Mr. Wilson. “Prove it,” says I. “His
acts prove it,” says he. “Prove _them_,” says I.
‘And he could not prove them,’ said the red-faced man, looking round
triumphantly; ‘and the borough didn’t have him; and if you carried this
principle to the full extent, you’d have no debt, no pensions, no
sinecures, no negroes, no nothing. And then, standing upon an elevation
of intellectual attainment, and having reached the summit of popular
prosperity, you might bid defiance to the nations of the earth, and
erect yourselves in the proud confidence of wisdom and superiority.
This is my argument—this always has been my argument—and if I was a
Member of the House of Commons to-morrow, I’d make ’em shake in their
shoes with it. And the red-faced man, having struck the table very hard
with his clenched fist, to add weight to the declaration, smoked away
like a brewery.
‘Well!’ said the sharp-nosed man, in a very slow and soft voice,
addressing the company in general, ‘I always do say, that of all the
gentlemen I have the pleasure of meeting in this room, there is not one
whose conversation I like to hear so much as Mr. Rogers’s, or who is
such improving company.’
‘Improving company!’ said Mr. Rogers, for that, it seemed, was the name
of the red-faced man. ‘You may say I am improving company, for I’ve
improved you all to some purpose; though as to my conversation being as
my friend Mr. Ellis here describes it, that is not for me to say
anything about. You, gentlemen, are the best judges on that point; but
this I will say, when I came into this parish, and first used this
room, ten years ago, I don’t believe there was one man in it, who knew
he was a slave—and now you all know it, and writhe under it. Inscribe
that upon my tomb, and I am satisfied.’
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