Sketches by Boz, Illustrative of Every-Day Life and Every-Day PeopleDickens, Charles
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Sketches by Boz, Illustrative of Every-Day Life and Every-Day People
Dickens, Charles
London (England) -- Social life and customs -- 19th century; London (England) -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
‘Charming woman, that Mrs. Maplesone!’ said Mrs. Tibbs, as she and her
spouse were sitting by the fire after breakfast; the gentlemen having
gone out on their several avocations. ‘Charming woman, indeed!’
repeated little Mrs. Tibbs, more by way of soliloquy than anything
else, for she never thought of consulting her husband. ‘And the two
daughters are delightful. We must have some fish to-day; they’ll join
us at dinner for the first time.’
Mr. Tibbs placed the poker at right angles with the fire shovel, and
essayed to speak, but recollected he had nothing to say.
‘The young ladies,’ continued Mrs. T., ‘have kindly volunteered to
bring their own piano.’
Tibbs thought of the volunteer story, but did not venture it.
A bright thought struck him—
‘It’s very likely—’ said he.
‘Pray don’t lean your head against the paper,’ interrupted Mrs. Tibbs;
‘and don’t put your feet on the steel fender; that’s worse.’
Tibbs took his head from the paper, and his feet from the fender, and
proceeded. ‘It’s very likely one of the young ladies may set her cap at
young Mr. Simpson, and you know a marriage—’
‘A what!’ shrieked Mrs. Tibbs. Tibbs modestly repeated his former
suggestion.
‘I beg you won’t mention such a thing,’ said Mrs. T. ‘A marriage,
indeed to rob me of my boarders—no, not for the world.’
Tibbs thought in his own mind that the event was by no means unlikely,
but, as he never argued with his wife, he put a stop to the dialogue,
by observing it was ‘time to go to business.’ He always went out at ten
o’clock in the morning, and returned at five in the afternoon, with an
exceedingly dirty face, and smelling mouldy. Nobody knew what he was,
or where he went; but Mrs. Tibbs used to say with an air of great
importance, that he was engaged in the City.
The Miss Maplesones and their accomplished parent arrived in the course
of the afternoon in a hackney-coach, and accompanied by a most
astonishing number of packages. Trunks, bonnet-boxes, muff-boxes and
parasols, guitar-cases, and parcels of all imaginable shapes, done up
in brown paper, and fastened with pins, filled the passage. Then, there
was such a running up and down with the luggage, such scampering for
warm water for the ladies to wash in, and such a bustle, and confusion,
and heating of servants, and curling-irons, as had never been known in
Great Coram-street before. Little Mrs. Tibbs was quite in her element,
bustling about, talking incessantly, and distributing towels and soap,
like a head nurse in a hospital. The house was not restored to its
usual state of quiet repose, until the ladies were safely shut up in
their respective bedrooms, engaged in the important occupation of
dressing for dinner.
‘Are these gals ’andsome?’ inquired Mr. Simpson of Mr. Septimus Hicks,
another of the boarders, as they were amusing themselves in the
drawing-room, before dinner, by lolling on sofas, and contemplating
their pumps.
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