Sketches by Boz, Illustrative of Every-Day Life and Every-Day PeopleDickens, Charles
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Sketches by Boz, Illustrative of Every-Day Life and Every-Day People
Dickens, Charles
London (England) -- Social life and customs -- 19th century; London (England) -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
We are not about to adopt the licence of novel-writers, and to let
‘years roll on;’ but we will take the liberty of requesting the reader
to suppose that six months have elapsed, since the dinner we have
described, and that Mrs. Tibbs’s boarders have, during that period,
sang, and danced, and gone to theatres and exhibitions, together, as
ladies and gentlemen, wherever they board, often do. And we will beg
them, the period we have mentioned having elapsed, to imagine farther,
that Mr. Septimus Hicks received, in his own bedroom (a front attic),
at an early hour one morning, a note from Mr. Calton, requesting the
favour of seeing him, as soon as convenient to himself, in his
(Calton’s) dressing-room on the second-floor back.
‘Tell Mr. Calton I’ll come down directly,’ said Mr. Septimus to the
boy. ‘Stop—is Mr. Calton unwell?’ inquired this excited walker of
hospitals, as he put on a bed-furniture-looking dressing-gown.
‘Not as I knows on, sir,’ replied the boy. ‘ Please, sir, he looked
rather rum, as it might be.’
‘Ah, that’s no proof of his being ill,’ returned Hicks, unconsciously.
‘Very well: I’ll be down directly.’ Downstairs ran the boy with the
message, and down went the excited Hicks himself, almost as soon as the
message was delivered. ‘Tap, tap.’ ‘Come in.’—Door opens, and discovers
Mr. Calton sitting in an easy chair. Mutual shakes of the hand
exchanged, and Mr. Septimus Hicks motioned to a seat. A short pause.
Mr. Hicks coughed, and Mr. Calton took a pinch of snuff. It was one of
those interviews where neither party knows what to say. Mr. Septimus
Hicks broke silence.
‘I received a note—’ he said, very tremulously, in a voice like a Punch
with a cold.
‘Yes,’ returned the other, ‘you did.’
‘Exactly.’
‘Yes.’
Now, although this dialogue must have been satisfactory, both gentlemen
felt there was something more important to be said; therefore they did
as most men in such a situation would have done—they looked at the
table with a determined aspect. The conversation had been opened,
however, and Mr. Calton had made up his mind to continue it with a
regular double knock. He always spoke very pompously.
‘Hicks,’ said he, ‘I have sent for you, in consequence of certain
arrangements which are pending in this house, connected with a
marriage.’
‘With a marriage!’ gasped Hicks, compared with whose expression of
countenance, Hamlet’s, when he sees his father’s ghost, is pleasing and
composed.
‘With a marriage,’ returned the knocker. ‘I have sent for you to prove
the great confidence I can repose in you.’
‘And will you betray me?’ eagerly inquired Hicks, who in his alarm had
even forgotten to quote.
‘_I_ betray _you_! Won’t _you_ betray_ me_?’
‘Never: no one shall know, to my dying day, that you had a hand in the
business,’ responded the agitated Hicks, with an inflamed countenance,
and his hair standing on end as if he were on the stool of an
electrifying machine in full operation.
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