Sketches by Boz, Illustrative of Every-Day Life and Every-Day PeopleDickens, Charles
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Sketches by Boz, Illustrative of Every-Day Life and Every-Day People
Dickens, Charles
London (England) -- Social life and customs -- 19th century; London (England) -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
‘Gad! I don’t know,’ said the aristocratic Wisbottle, ‘the Dowager
Marchioness of Publiccash was most magnificently dressed, and so was
the Baron Slappenbachenhausen.’
‘What was he presented on?’ inquired Evenson.
‘On his arrival in England.’
‘I thought so,’ growled the radical; ‘you never hear of these fellows
being presented on their going away again. They know better than that.’
‘Unless somebody pervades them with an apintment,’ said Mrs. Bloss,
joining in the conversation in a faint voice.
‘Well,’ said Wisbottle, evading the point, ‘it’s a splendid sight.’
‘And did it never occur to you,’ inquired the radical, who never would
be quiet; ‘did it never occur to you, that you pay for these precious
ornaments of society?’
‘It certainly _has_ occurred to me,’ said Wisbottle, who thought this
answer was a poser; ‘it _has_ occurred to me, and I am willing to pay
for them.’
‘Well, and it has occurred to me too,’ replied John Evenson, ‘and I
ain’t willing to pay for ’em. Then why should I?—I say, why should I?’
continued the politician, laying down the paper, and knocking his
knuckles on the table. ‘There are two great principles—demand—’
‘A cup of tea if you please, dear,’ interrupted Tibbs.
‘And supply—’
‘May I trouble you to hand this tea to Mr. Tibbs?’ said Mrs. Tibbs,
interrupting the argument, and unconsciously illustrating it.
The thread of the orator’s discourse was broken. He drank his tea and
resumed the paper.
‘If it’s very fine,’ said Mr. Alfred Tomkins, addressing the company in
general, ‘I shall ride down to Richmond to-day, and come back by the
steamer. There are some splendid effects of light and shade on the
Thames; the contrast between the blueness of the sky and the yellow
water is frequently exceedingly beautiful.’ Mr. Wisbottle hummed, ‘Flow
on, thou shining river.’
‘We have some splendid steam-vessels in Ireland,’ said O’Bleary.
‘Certainly,’ said Mrs. Bloss, delighted to find a subject broached in
which she could take part.
‘The accommodations are extraordinary,’ said O’Bleary.
‘Extraordinary indeed,’ returned Mrs. Bloss. ‘When Mr. Bloss was alive,
he was promiscuously obligated to go to Ireland on business. I went
with him, and raly the manner in which the ladies and gentlemen were
accommodated with berths, is not creditable.’
Tibbs, who had been listening to the dialogue, looked aghast, and
evinced a strong inclination to ask a question, but was checked by a
look from his wife. Mr. Wisbottle laughed, and said Tomkins had made a
pun; and Tomkins laughed too, and said he had not.
The remainder of the meal passed off as breakfasts usually do.
Conversation flagged, and people played with their teaspoons. The
gentlemen looked out at the window; walked about the room; and, when
they got near the door, dropped off one by one. Tibbs retired to the
back parlour by his wife’s orders, to check the green-grocer’s weekly
account; and ultimately Mrs. Tibbs and Mrs. Bloss were left alone
together.
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