Sketches by Boz, Illustrative of Every-Day Life and Every-Day PeopleDickens, Charles
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Sketches by Boz, Illustrative of Every-Day Life and Every-Day People
Dickens, Charles
London (England) -- Social life and customs -- 19th century; London (England) -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
‘Promoting perspiration, indeed,’ growled John Evenson, stopping short
in his walk across the large squares in the pattern of the carpet—‘I
was ass enough to be persuaded some time ago to have one in my bedroom.
‘Gad, I was in it once, and it effectually cured _me_, for the mere
sight of it threw me into a profuse perspiration for six months
afterwards.’
A titter followed this announcement, and before it had subsided James
brought up ‘the tray,’ containing the remains of a leg of lamb which
had made its _début_ at dinner; bread; cheese; an atom of butter in a
forest of parsley; one pickled walnut and the third of another; and so
forth. The boy disappeared, and returned again with another tray,
containing glasses and jugs of hot and cold water. The gentlemen
brought in their spirit-bottles; the housemaid placed divers plated
bedroom candlesticks under the card-table; and the servants retired for
the night.
Chairs were drawn round the table, and the conversation proceeded in
the customary manner. John Evenson, who never ate supper, lolled on the
sofa, and amused himself by contradicting everybody. O’Bleary ate as
much as he could conveniently carry, and Mrs. Tibbs felt a due degree
of indignation thereat; Mr. Gobler and Mrs. Bloss conversed most
affectionately on the subject of pill-taking, and other innocent
amusements; and Tomkins and Wisbottle ‘got into an argument;’ that is
to say, they both talked very loudly and vehemently, each flattering
himself that he had got some advantage about something, and neither of
them having more than a very indistinct idea of what they were talking
about. An hour or two passed away; and the boarders and the plated
candlesticks retired in pairs to their respective bedrooms. John
Evenson pulled off his boots, locked his door, and determined to sit up
until Mr. Gobler had retired. He always sat in the drawing-room an hour
after everybody else had left it, taking medicine, and groaning.
Great Coram-street was hushed into a state of profound repose: it was
nearly two o’clock. A hackney-coach now and then rumbled slowly by; and
occasionally some stray lawyer’s clerk, on his way home to Somers-town,
struck his iron heel on the top of the coal-cellar with a noise
resembling the click of a smoke-Jack. A low, monotonous, gushing sound
was heard, which added considerably to the romantic dreariness of the
scene. It was the water ‘coming in’ at number eleven.
‘He must be asleep by this time,’ said John Evenson to himself, after
waiting with exemplary patience for nearly an hour after Mr. Gobler had
left the drawing-room. He listened for a few moments; the house was
perfectly quiet; he extinguished his rushlight, and opened his bedroom
door. The staircase was so dark that it was impossible to see anything.
‘S-s-s!’ whispered the mischief-maker, making a noise like the first
indication a catherine-wheel gives of the probability of its going off.
‘Hush!’ whispered somebody else.
‘Is that you, Mrs. Tibbs?’
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