Sketches by Boz, Illustrative of Every-Day Life and Every-Day PeopleDickens, Charles
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Sketches by Boz, Illustrative of Every-Day Life and Every-Day People
Dickens, Charles
London (England) -- Social life and customs -- 19th century; London (England) -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
Pedestrians linger in groups at the roadside, unable to resist the
allurements of the stout proprietress of the ‘Jack-in-the-box, three
shies a penny,’ or the more splendid offers of the man with three
thimbles and a pea on a little round board, who astonishes the
bewildered crowd with some such address as, ‘Here’s the sort o’ game to
make you laugh seven years arter you’re dead, and turn ev’ry air on
your ed gray vith delight! Three thimbles and vun little pea—with a
vun, two, three, and a two, three, vun: catch him who can, look on,
keep your eyes open, and niver say die! niver mind the change, and the
expense: all fair and above board: them as don’t play can’t vin, and
luck attend the ryal sportsman! Bet any gen’lm’n any sum of money, from
harf-a-crown up to a suverin, as he doesn’t name the thimble as kivers
the pea!’ Here some greenhorn whispers his friend that he distinctly
saw the pea roll under the middle thimble—an impression which is
immediately confirmed by a gentleman in top-boots, who is standing by,
and who, in a low tone, regrets his own inability to bet, in
consequence of having unfortunately left his purse at home, but
strongly urges the stranger not to neglect such a golden opportunity.
The ‘plant’ is successful, the bet is made, the stranger of course
loses: and the gentleman with the thimbles consoles him, as he pockets
the money, with an assurance that it’s ‘all the fortin of war! this
time I vin, next time you vin: niver mind the loss of two bob and a
bender! Do it up in a small parcel, and break out in a fresh place.
Here’s the sort o’ game,’ &c.—and the eloquent harangue, with such
variations as the speaker’s exuberant fancy suggests, is again repeated
to the gaping crowd, reinforced by the accession of several new-comers.
The chief place of resort in the daytime, after the public-houses, is
the park, in which the principal amusement is to drag young ladies up
the steep hill which leads to the Observatory, and then drag them down
again, at the very top of their speed, greatly to the derangement of
their curls and bonnet-caps, and much to the edification of lookers-on
from below. ‘Kiss in the Ring,’ and ‘Threading my Grandmother’s
Needle,’ too, are sports which receive their full share of patronage.
Love-sick swains, under the influence of gin-and-water, and the tender
passion, become violently affectionate: and the fair objects of their
regard enhance the value of stolen kisses, by a vast deal of
struggling, and holding down of heads, and cries of ‘Oh! Ha’ done,
then, George—Oh, do tickle him for me, Mary—Well, I never!’ and similar
Lucretian ejaculations. Little old men and women, with a small basket
under one arm, and a wine-glass, without a foot, in the other hand,
tender ‘a drop o’ the right sort’ to the different groups; and young
ladies, who are persuaded to indulge in a drop of the aforesaid right
sort, display a pleasing degree of reluctance to taste it, and cough
afterwards with great propriety.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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