“That's Doddington's game 'un, I know,” said Master John. “What d'ye
think--if he did'nt 'pitch into' our 'dunghill' the other day, and laid
him dead at a blow. I owe him one!--Come along.” I followed in his
footsteps, and soon beheld Chanticleer crowing with all the ostentation
of a victor at the hens he had so ruthlessly widowed. A clothes-horse,
with a ragged blanket, screened us from his view; and Master'John,
putting the muzzle of his gun through a hole in this novel ambuscade,
discharged its contents point blank into the proclaimer of the morn--and
laid him low.
I trembled; for I felt that we had committed a 'foul murder.' Master
Johnny, however, derided my fears--called it retributive justice--and
ignominiously consigned the remains of a game-cock to a dunghill!
The affair appeared so like a cowardly assassination, in which I was
(though unwillingly--) 'particeps criminis'--that I walked away without
partaking of the gooseberry-pie, which he had provided for our supper.
CHAPTER VI.--A Commission.
“Och! thin, Paddy, what's the bothuration; if you carry me, don't I carry
the whiskey, sure, and that's fair and aqual!”
I was early at my post on the following morning, being particularly
anxious to meet with Mr. Wallis's scapegrace nephew, and ascertain
whether anybody had found the dead body of the game-cock, and whether an
inquest had been held; for I knew enough of the world to draw my own
conclusions as to the result. He, although the principal, being a
relative, would get off with a lecture, while I should probably be kicked
out of my place.
In a fever of expectation, I hung over the banisters of the geometrical
staircase, watching for his arrival.
While I was thus occupied, my nerves “screwed up,”--almost to cracking,
Mr. Wallis's office-door was thrown open, and I beheld that very
gentleman's round, pleasant physiognomy, embrowned by his travels,
staring me full in the face. I really lost my equilibrium at the
apparition.
“Oh!--it's you, is it,” cried he. “Where's my rascal?”
“He's not come yet, sir,” I replied.
“That fellow's never at hand when I want him--I'll cashier him by ____.”
He slammed to his own door, and--opened it again immediately.
“Timmis come?” demanded he.
“No, sir; I don't think he'll be here for an hour.”
“True--I'm early in the field; but what brings you here so soon?--some
mischief, I suppose.”
“I'm always early, sir, for I live hard by.”
“Ha!--well--I wish--.”
“Can I do anything for you, sir?” I enquired.
“Why, that's a good thought,” said he, and his countenance assumed its
usually bland expression. “Let me see--I want to send my carpet-bag, and
a message, to my housekeeper.”
“I can do it, sir, and be back again in no time,” cried I, elated at
having an opportunity of obliging the man whom I had really some cause to
fear, in the critical situation in which his nephew's thoughtlessness had
placed me.
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