Sketches in Lavender, Blue and GreenJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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Sketches in Lavender, Blue and Green
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
Manners and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, English
I went with him. My conversation with her was not as confidential as I
had anticipated, owing to there being some eighty other people present in
a room intended for the accommodation of eight; but after surging round
for an hour in hot and aimless misery--as very young men at such
gatherings do, knowing as a rule only the man who has brought them, and
being unable to find him--I contrived to get a few words with her.
She greeted me with a smile, in the light of which I at once forgot my
past discomfort, and let her fingers rest, with delicious pressure, for a
moment upon mine.
"How good of you to keep your promise," she said. "These people have
been tiring me so. Sit here, and tell me all you have been doing."
She listened for about ten seconds, and then interrupted me with--
"And that clever friend of yours that you came with. I met him at dear
Lady Lennon's last week. Has _he_ written anything?"
I explained to her that he had.
"Tell me about it?" she said. "I get so little time for reading, and
then I only care to read the books that help me," and she gave me a
grateful look more eloquent than words.
I described the work to her, and wishing to do my friend justice I even
recited a few of the passages upon which, as I knew, he especially prided
himself.
One sentence in particular seemed to lay hold of her. "A good woman's
arms round a man's neck is a lifebelt thrown out to him from heaven."
"How beautiful!" she murmured. "Say it again."
I said it again, and she repeated it after me.
Then a noisy old lady swooped down upon her, and I drifted away into a
corner, where I tried to look as if I were enjoying myself, and failed.
Later on, feeling it time to go, I sought my friend, and found him
talking to her in a corner. I approached and waited. They were
discussing the latest east-end murder. A drunken woman had been killed
by her husband, a hard-working artizan, who had been maddened by the ruin
of his home.
"Ah," she was saying, "what power a woman has to drag a man down or lift
him up. I never read a case in which a woman is concerned without
thinking of those beautiful lines of yours: 'A good woman's arms round a
man's neck is a lifebelt thrown out to him from heaven.'"
* * * * *
Opinions differed concerning her religion and politics. Said the Low
Church parson: "An earnest Christian woman, sir, of that unostentatious
type that has always been the bulwark of our Church. I am proud to know
that woman, and I am proud to think that poor words of mine have been the
humble instrument to wean that true woman's heart from the frivolities of
fashion, and to fix her thoughts upon higher things. A good Churchwoman,
sir, a good Churchwoman, in the best sense of the word."
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