Sketches in Lavender, Blue and GreenJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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Sketches in Lavender, Blue and Green
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
Manners and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, English
But the seed had taken root. My friend's words surged in my brain. The
birds passing overhead twittered, "Put your shirt on 'Mrs. Waller.'"
I reasoned with myself. I reminded myself of my few former ventures. But
the craving to put, if not my shirt, at all events half a sovereign on
"Mrs. Waller" only grew the stronger the more strongly I battled against
it. I felt that if "Mrs. Waller" won and I had nothing on her, I should
reproach myself to my dying day.
I was on the other side of the course. There was no time to get back to
the enclosure. The horses were already forming for the start. A few
yards off, under a white umbrella, an outside bookmaker was shouting his
final prices in stentorian tones. He was a big, genial-looking man, with
an honest red face.
"What price 'Mrs. Waller'?" I asked him.
"Fourteen to one," he answered, "and good luck to you."
I handed him half a sovereign, and he wrote me out a ticket. I crammed
it into my waistcoat pocket, and hurried off to see the race. To my
intense astonishment "Mrs. Waller" won. The novel sensation of having
backed the winner so excited me that I forgot all about my money, and it
was not until a good hour afterwards that I recollected my bet.
Then I started off to search for the man under the white umbrella. I
went to where I thought I had left him, but no white umbrella could I
find.
Consoling myself with the reflection that my loss served me right for
having been fool enough to trust an outside "bookie," I turned on my heel
and began to make my way back to my seat. Suddenly a voice hailed me:--
"Here you are, sir. It's Jack Burridge you want. Over here, sir."
I looked round, and there was Jack Burridge at my elbow.
"I saw you looking about, sir," he said, "but I could not make you hear.
You was looking the wrong side of the tent."
It was pleasant to find that his honest face had not belied him.
"It is very good of you," I said; "I had given up all hopes of seeing
you. Or," I added with a smile, "my seven pounds."
"Seven pun' ten," he corrected me; "you're forgetting your own thin 'un."
He handed me the money and went back to his stand.
On my way into the town I came across him again. A small crowd was
collected, thoughtfully watching a tramp knocking about a
miserable-looking woman.
Jack, pushing to the front, took in the scene and took off his coat in
the same instant.
"Now then, my fine old English gentleman," he sang out, "come and have a
try at me for a change."
The tramp was a burly ruffian, and I have seen better boxers than Jack.
He got himself a black eye, and a nasty cut over the lip, before he
hardly knew where he was. But in spite of that--and a good deal more--he
stuck to his man and finished him.
At the end, as he helped his adversary up, I heard him say to the fellow
in a kindly whisper:--
"You're too good a sort, you know, to whollop a woman. Why, you very
near give me a licking. You must have forgot yourself, matey."
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