Sketches in Lavender, Blue and GreenJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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Sketches in Lavender, Blue and Green
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
Manners and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, English
He got in at Ipswich with seven different weekly papers under his arm. I
noticed that each one insured its reader against death or injury by
railway accident. He arranged his luggage upon the rack above him, took
off his hat and laid it on the seat beside him, mopped his bald head with
a red silk handkerchief, and then set to work steadily to write his name
and address upon each of the seven papers. I sat opposite to him and
read _Punch_. I always take the old humour when travelling; I find it
soothing to the nerves.
Passing over the points at Manningtree the train gave a lurch, and a
horse-shoe he had carefully placed in the rack above him slipped through
the netting, falling with a musical ring upon his head.
He appeared neither surprised nor angry. Having staunched the wound with
his handkerchief, he stooped and picked the horse-shoe up, glanced at it
with, as I thought, an expression of reproach, and dropped it gently out
of the window.
"Did it hurt you?" I asked.
It was a foolish question. I told myself so the moment I had uttered it.
The thing must have weighed three pounds at the least; it was an
exceptionally large and heavy shoe. The bump on his head was swelling
visibly before my eyes. Anyone but an idiot must have seen that he was
hurt. I expected an irritable reply. I should have given one myself had
I been in his place. Instead, however, he seemed to regard the inquiry
as a natural and kindly expression of sympathy.
"It did, a little," he replied.
"What were you doing with it?" I asked. It was an odd sort of thing for
a man to be travelling with.
"It was lying in the roadway just outside the station," he explained; "I
picked it up for luck."
He refolded his handkerchief so as to bring a cooler surface in contact
with the swelling, while I murmured something genial about the
inscrutability of Providence.
"Yes," he said, "I've had a deal of luck in my time, but it's never
turned out well."
"I was born on a Wednesday," he continued, "which, as I daresay you know,
is the luckiest day a man can be born on. My mother was a widow, and
none of my relatives would do anything for me. They said it would be
like taking coals to Newcastle, helping a boy born on a Wednesday; and my
uncle, when he died, left every penny of his money to my brother Sam, as
a slight compensation to him for having been born on a Friday. All I
ever got was advice upon the duties and responsibilities of wealth, when
it arrived, and entreaties that I would not neglect those with claims
upon me when I came to be a rich man."
He paused while folding up his various insurance papers and placing them
in the inside breast-pocket of his coat.
"Then there are black cats," he went on; "they're said to be lucky. Why,
there never was a blacker cat than the one that followed me into my rooms
in Bolsover Street the very first night I took them."
"Didn't it bring you luck?" I enquired, finding that he had stopped.
A far-away look came into his eyes.
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