Sketches in the House: The Story of a Memorable Session (1893)O'Connor, T. P. (Thomas Power)
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Sketches in the House: The Story of a Memorable Session (1893)
O'Connor, T. P. (Thomas Power)
Great Britain -- Politics and government -- 1837-1901; Great Britain. Parliament. House of Commons; Home rule -- Ireland
This brief explanation will make the reader understand what it is you
can do on the Estimates, and therefore bring home to your mind the wile
of the Ministerial Whip. For his second reason for putting down the
Estimates until after vacation is, that he knows there will be a very
small attendance of members, and that thus he will be able to sneak
through his Estimates more quickly than usual. When, therefore, you hear
of a vacation in the House of Commons, you will always find that the
members ask with peculiar anxiety what is to be the first business on
the day on which the vacation concludes; and you will hear the audible
sigh of relief which will rise from hundreds of oppressed bosoms when
the Leader of the House for the time being announces that it will be
Estimates. Members then know that they need be in no violent hurry to
get back, and that things will go right, even though they should tarry
that additional day, or even two days, longer by the sad sea waves or
amid the tall grass.
[Sidenote: To thy orisons.]
It is one of the peculiarities of the House of Commons that the men who
are most in want of spiritual assistance and providential guidance,
never seek the assistance of prayer. However terrible the crisis,
however crowded every other inch of space in the House of Commons may
be, though the ungodliest member may be in his place listening to the
rich resonance of Archdeacon Farrar's voice, the Treasury Bench is
always empty. To an outsider the explanation may be here revealed; which
is, that if you attend prayers you are entitled to a seat for the
remainder of the evening, whereas if you are absent, you are liable at
any moment to be turned out by your more pious brother. But Ministers
are exempt from this general law, for their places are fixed for them on
the Treasury Bench, whatever may happen, and, accordingly, they
invariably--I had almost said religiously--keep away from prayers. Lest
I should appear to do injustice, I may say that the leaders of the
Opposition are just as ungodly, and for precisely the same reason; their
seats also are secured to them by standing order; and, accordingly, they
also never enter the House until its devotions for the day are over.
There was just one exception to this. For some reason best known to
himself, Sir John Gorst (he is usually at variance with his friends) had
come down early on June 28th, and was in his place with edifying aspect
to listen to the solemn exhortation and the soft responses.
[Sidenote: The shout of battle.]
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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