Sketches of imposture, deception, and credulityDavenport, R. A. (Richard Alfred)
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Sketches of imposture, deception, and credulity
Davenport, R. A. (Richard Alfred)
Common fallacies; Impostors and imposture
the size of a small trencher. I now earnestly again craved a crumb of
the stone, and at last, out of his philosophical commiseration, he gave
me a morsel as large as a rape-seed, but I said, ‘This scanty portion
will scarcely transmute four grains of lead.’ ‘Then,’ said he, ‘deliver
it me back;’ which I did, in hopes of a greater parcel; but he, cutting
off half with his nail, said, ‘Even this is sufficient for thee.’
‘Sir,’ said I, with a dejected countenance, ‘what means this?’ And he
said, ‘Even that will transmute half an ounce of lead.’ So I gave him
great thanks, and said, ‘I would try it, and reveal it to no one.’ He
then took his leave, and said he would call again next morning at nine.
I then confessed, that while the mass of his medicine was in my hand
the day before, I had secretly scraped off a bit with my nail, which
I projected in lead, but it caused no transmutation, for the whole
flew away in fumes. ‘Friend,’ said he, ‘thou art more dexterous in
committing theft, than in applying medicine. Hadst thou wrapped up thy
stolen prey in yellow wax, it would have penetrated, and transmuted the
lead into gold.’ I then asked, if the philosophic work cost much, or
required long time, for philosophers say, that nine or ten months are
required for it. He answered, ‘Their writings are only to be understood
by the adepts, without whom no student can prepare this magistery.
Fling not away, therefore, thy money and goods in hunting out this art,
for thou shalt never find it.’ To which I replied, ‘As thy master
showed it thee, so mayest thou, perchance, discover something thereof
to me, who know the rudiments, and therefore it may be easier to add
to a foundation than begin anew.’ ‘In this art,’ said he, ‘it is quite
otherwise; for, unless thou knowest the thing from head to heel, thou
canst not break open the glassy seal of Hermes. But enough: to-morrow,
at the ninth hour, I will show thee the manner of projection.’ But
Elias never came again; so my wife, who was curious in the art whereof
the worthy man had discovered, teased me to make the experiment with
the little spark of bounty the artist had left. So I melted half
an ounce of lead, upon which, my wife put in the said medicine; it
hissed and bubbled, and in a quarter of an hour the mass of lead was
transmuted into fine gold, at which we were exceedingly amazed. I
took it to the goldsmith, who judged it most excellent, and willingly
offered fifty florins for each ounce.”
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