Sketches of imposture, deception, and credulityDavenport, R. A. (Richard Alfred)
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Sketches of imposture, deception, and credulity
Davenport, R. A. (Richard Alfred)
Common fallacies; Impostors and imposture
In Carr’s Tour round the Baltic is related an anecdote of the czar’s
partiality towards those connected with maritime affairs. A Dutch
skipper hearing that Petersburg was building, and that the emperor had
a great passion for ships and commerce, resolved to try his fortune
there, and accordingly arrived with the first merchant vessel that ever
sailed on the Neva, and was the bearer of a letter of introduction to
the captain of the port from a friend of his in Holland, requesting him
to use his interest to procure a freight for him. Peter the Great was
working like a common labourer in the Admiralty as the galliot passed,
and saluted with two or three small guns. The emperor was uncommonly
delighted, and having been informed of the Dutchman’s business, he
resolved to have some frolic with him, and accordingly commanded the
port-captain to see the skipper as soon as he landed, and direct him
to the emperor, as a merchant just settled there, which character he
intended to personate. Peter repaired to his original cottage on the
Neva, with his empress, who, to humour the plan, dressed herself in
a plain bourgeois habit, such as suited the wife of a merchant. The
Dutchman was introduced to the emperor, who received him with great
kindness, and they sat and ate bread and cheese, and smoked together
for some time, during which the Dutchman’s eye examined the room,
and began to think that one who lived in so mean a place could be of
no service to him: presently the empress entered, when the skipper
addressed her, by observing that he had brought her a cheese, a much
better one than she had ever tasted, for which, affecting an awkward
manner, she thanked him. Being much pleased with her appearance, he
took from his coat a piece of linen, and begged her acceptance of it
for shifts. “Oh,” exclaimed the emperor, taking the pipe from his
mouth, “Kate, you will now be as fine and proud as an empress.” This
was followed by the stranger begging to have a kiss, which she coyly
indulged him in. At this moment Prince Menzikof, the favourite and
minister of Peter the Great, covered with all his orders, stood before
the emperor uncovered. The skipper began to stare with amazement,
whilst Peter, making private signs, induced the prince to retire. The
astonished Dutchman said “Why, you appear to have great acquaintance
here.” “Yes,” replied Peter, “and so may you, if you stay here but ten
days; there are plenty of such needy noblemen as the one you saw; they
are always in debt and very glad to borrow money; but beware of these
fellows, and do not be dazzled by their stars and garters, and such
trumpery.” This advice put the Dutchman more at his ease, who smoked
and drank very cheerfully, and had made his bargain with the imperial
merchant for a cargo, when the officer of the guard entered to receive
orders, and stood with profound respect, addressing Peter by the title
of Imperial Majesty. The Dutchman sprang from his chair, and fell on
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