Sketches of imposture, deception, and credulityDavenport, R. A. (Richard Alfred)
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Sketches of imposture, deception, and credulity
Davenport, R. A. (Richard Alfred)
Common fallacies; Impostors and imposture
At night the beds of Giles Sharpe and two other servants were lifted
up, and let down violently, so as to throw them out; again, on the
nineteenth, when in bed, the candles were blown out, with a sulphureous
smell, and the trenchers of wood hurled about the room.
On the twentieth the commissioners themselves, when in bed, were
attacked with cruel blows, and the curtains drawn to and fro with
great violence. This sort of attack upon the peace and safety of the
commissioners was repeated almost every night. They were also assaulted
from without, for a vast number of stones and horses’ bones were thrown
through the windows, to the great risk of those within.
A servant, who was rash enough to draw his sword, perceived that
an invisible hand had hold of it too, which, pulling it from him,
struck him a violent blow on the head with the pommel of it. Dr. Plot
concludes his relation of this affair with observing, that “many of
the circumstances related are not reconcilable to juggling,” and he
adds, “all which being put together, perhaps may easily persuade some
man, otherwise inclined, to believe that immaterial beings might be
concerned in this business, provided the speculative theist be not
after all a practical atheist.”
“The Secret History of the good Devil of Woodstock,” a pamphlet
published not long after these events, unravelled these mysteries. It
appears that one Joe Collins, commonly called “Funny Joe,” was that
very devil. He hired himself as a servant to the commissioners, under
the name of Giles Sharpe, and by the help of two friends, an unknown
trap-door in the ceiling of the bedchamber, and a pound of gunpowder,
played all these amazing tricks.
The sudden extinguishing of the candles was contrived by inserting
gunpowder into the lower part of each candle, destined to explode at
a certain time. The great dog was no other than one that had whelped
in that room shortly before, and which made all that disturbance in
seeking her puppies, and which, when she had served his purpose, Giles
Sharpe let out, and then pretended to search for.
The circumstance that had most effect in driving the commissioners
from Woodstock was this:--they had formed a reserve of a part of
the premises to themselves, and having entered into a private
agreement among themselves, they hid the writing in the earth, under
the roots of an orange-tree, which grew in a tub in the corner of
the room. In the midst of dinner one day this earth took fire, and
burned violently with a blue flame, filling the room with a strong
sulphureous stench; the explanation of which phenomenon may be found
in modern books of experimental chemistry, under the head of “receipt
to make an earthquake.” This last attack so completely terrified the
commissioners, that, fearing the very devils from hell were rising
against them, they speedily took to flight.
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