Snorky was standing miserably by the fireplace, his large peppermint ears flanking a heated face, as he defiantly faced the family hilarity. Then Skippy's superb aplomb failed him. Just beyond the smirking family, among the early guests, was Miss Jennie Tupper, the girl with the velvety eyes, and at her side, as icily correct as when the night before she had crushed Snorky's floundering attempt at lady-killing, her sister Margarita. CHAPTER XXXI SHIRT STUDS AS CUPID'S MESSENGER AFTER the room had returned to place Skippy rallied, took the introductions with preternatural stiffness, and gravitated to Snorky. The white shirt front in the most unaccountable manner had swollen to alarming dimensions, the coat tails must be dragging on the floor. His collar cut under his imprisoned neck and his large white hands, longing for sheltering pockets, seemed to float before him like inflated balloons. If his were complete manhood,--oh for a soft shirt and a turned down collar! "Kill it," said Snorky under his breath. "What's wrong?" "Kill that flag of liberty, you chump!" said Snorky, glowering at the flaming edge of the silk bandana handkerchief which Skippy was sporting at his breast pocket. "What's wrong with that? Every one does it." "Wrong! Look around you." Skippy did so and surreptitiously extinguished the bandana. "Holy Mike, we're in for it," said Snorky. "Do you know who they are?" "The girls?" "Daughters of the Presbyterian minister, strict as nails--Sunday school and mission stuff. Oh Lord!" "Pretend you knew it all along." "And that other stuff? The dead game sporting life?" "Stick to your guns!" said Skippy desperately. The next moment he was at table, between Miss Caroline Bedelle and the blonde Margarita, while across the table the soft velvety eyes of Jennie looked at him sadly and reproachfully. "Good gracious, Jack," said Snorky's sister, staring at him. "I never, never would have known you. You've gained twenty pounds." "It's the shirt," thought Skippy, glancing down at the bulging front that gave him the torso of a wrestler. Then he began to wonder which was the owner of the still slightly moist tie. But soon all discomforts, even the intricate maze of forks and knives, were forgotten before the alarming problem of the shirt front. When he sat upright, stiff as a ramrod, it was relatively quiescent, but the moment he relaxed or bent forward to eat it bulged forth as though working on a spring, until a lurking horror that it would escape altogether began to possess him. He crept forward on his chair and balanced on the edge, trying to mitigate the conspicuous rigidity of his pose by a nonchalant coquetting with the salt cellar. "I suppose I must talk to you, for appearances' sake," said the blonde Miss Tupper. "Why so?" said Skippy haughtily, for having just reacted from blondes, blondes did not appeal to him. "You ask?"