Smith and the Pharaohs, and other TalesHaggard, H. Rider (Henry Rider)
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Smith and the Pharaohs, and other Tales
Haggard, H. Rider (Henry Rider)
Adventure stories, English; Fantasy fiction, English; Short stories, English
Once his name was mentioned, it was acclaimed by all. He was the very
man, they said, bold, determined, filled with a Jesuit’s fiery zeal
(although it need scarcely be explained that he hated Jesuits as a cat
does mustard), one whom no witch-doctors would daunt, one, moreover,
who being blessed with this world’s goods would ask no pay, but on
the contrary would perhaps contribute a handsome sum towards the
re-building of the church. This, it may be explained, as the Mission
itself scarcely possessed a spare penny with which to bless itself, was
a point that could not be overlooked.
So Thomas was sent for and offered the post, after its difficulties and
drawbacks had been fairly but diplomatically explained to him. He did
not hesitate a minute, or at any rate five minutes; he took it at once,
feeling that his call had come; also that it was the very thing for
which he had been seeking. Up in that secluded spot in Portuguese
Territory he would, he reflected, be entirely on his own, a sort of
little bishop with no one to interfere with him, and able to have his
own way about everything, which in more civilised regions he found he
could not do. Here a set of older gentlemen, who were always appealing
to their experience of natives, continually put a spoke into his wheel,
bringing his boldest plans to naught. There it would be different. He
would fashion his own wheel and grind the witch-doctor with his
following to dust beneath its iron rim. He said that he would go at
once, and what is more, he promised a donation of 1,000 pounds towards
the rebuilding of the church and other burnt-out edifices.
“That is very generous of Bull,” remarked the Dean when he had left
the room.
“Yes,” said another dignitary, “only I think that the
undertaking must be looked upon as conditional. I understand, well, that
the money belongs to Mrs. Bull.”
“Probably she will endorse the bond as she is a liberal little
woman,” said the Dean, “and in any case our brother Bull, if I may
be pardoned a vulgarism, will knock the stuffing out of that pestilent
Menzi and his crowd.”
“Do you think so?” asked the other. “I am not so certain. I
have met old Menzi, and he is a tough nut to crack. He may ‘knock the
stuffing’ out of him. Bull, sound as he is, and splendid as he is in
many ways, does not, it seems to me, quite understand natives, or that
it is easier to lead them than to drive them.”
“Perhaps not,” said the Dean, “but in the case of these Sisas
it is rather a matter of Hobson’s choice, isn’t it?”
So this affair was settled, and in due course Thomas received his letter
of appointment as priest-in-charge of the Sisa station.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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