Gold mines and mining -- California -- Fiction; Western stories
“I'll get her to-day,” Shorty announced next morning. “You wash the
dishes, Smoke. I'll be back in a jiffy, if I don't bust myself
a-shovin' dust at her. Gimme a man to deal with every time. These blamed
women--it's something sad the way they can hold out on a buyer. The only
way to get 'em is sellin'. Why, you'd think them eggs of hern was solid
nuggets.”
In the afternoon, when Smoke returned to the cabin, he found Shorty
squatted on the floor, rubbing ointment into Sally's tail, his
countenance so expressionless that it was suspicious.
“What luck?” Shorty asked carelessly, after several minutes had passed.
“Nothing doing,” Smoke answered. “How did you get on with the squaw?”
Shorty cocked his head triumphantly toward a tin pail of eggs on the
table. “Seven dollars a clatter, though,” he confessed, after another
minute of silent rubbing.
“I offered ten dollars finally,” Smoke said, “and then the fellow told
me he'd already sold his eggs. Now that looks bad, Shorty. Somebody
else is in the market. Those twenty-eight eggs are liable to cause us
trouble. You see, the success of the corner consists in holding every
last--”
He broke off to stare at his partner. A pronounced change was coming
over Shorty--one of agitation masked by extreme deliberation. He closed
the salve-box, wiped his hands slowly and thoroughly on Sally's furry
coat, stood up, went over to the corner and looked at the thermometer,
and came back again. He spoke in a low, toneless, and super-polite
voice.
“Do you mind kindly just repeating over how many eggs you said the man
didn't sell to you?” he asked.
“Twenty-eight.”
“Hum,” Shorty communed to himself, with a slight duck of the head of
careless acknowledgment. Then he glanced with slumbering anger at the
stove. “Smoke, we'll have to dig up a new stove. That fire-box is burned
plumb into the oven so it blacks the biscuits.”
“Let the fire-box alone,” Smoke commanded, “and tell me what's the
matter.”
“Matter? An' you want to know what's the matter? Well, kindly please
direct them handsome eyes of yourn at that there pail settin' on the
table. See it?”
Smoke nodded.
“Well, I want to tell you one thing, just one thing. They's just
exactly, preecisely, nor nothin' more or anythin' less'n twenty-eight
eggs in the pail, an' they cost, every danged last one of 'em, just
exactly seven great big round iron dollars a throw. If you stand in
cryin' need of any further items of information, I'm willin' and free to
impart.”
“Go on,” Smoke requested.
“Well, that geezer you was dickerin' with is a big buck Indian. Am I
right?”
Smoke nodded, and continued to nod to each question.
“He's got one cheek half gone where a bald-face grizzly swatted him. Am
I right? He's a dog-trader--right, eh? His name is Scar-Face Jim. That's
so, ain't it? D'ye get my drift?”
“You mean we've been bidding--?”
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