Gold mines and mining -- California -- Fiction; Western stories
Dear Smoke and Shorty: I write to ask, with compliments of the season,
your presence at a supper to-night at Slavovitch's joint. Miss Arral
will be there and so will Gautereaux. Him and me was pardners down at
Circle five years ago. He is all right and is going to be best man.
About them eggs. They come into the country four years back. They was
bad when they come in. They was bad when they left California. They
always was bad. They stopped at Carluk one winter, and one winter at
Nutlik, and last winter at Forty Mile, where they was sold for storage.
And this winter I guess they stop at Dawson. Don't keep them in a
hot room. Lucille says to say you and her and me has sure made some
excitement for Dawson. And I say the drinks is on you, and that goes.
Respectfully your friend,
W. W.
“Well? What have you got to say?” Smoke queried. “We accept the
invitation, of course?”
“I got one thing to say,” Shorty answered. “An' that is Wild Water won't
never suffer if he goes broke. He's a good actor--a gosh-blamed good
actor. An' I got another thing to say: my figgers is all wrong. Wild
Water wins seventeen thousan' all right, but he wins more 'n that. You
an' me has made him a present of every good egg in the Klondike--nine
hundred an' sixty-four of 'em, two thrown in for good measure. An' he
was that ornery, mean cussed that he packed off the three opened ones
in the pail. An' I got a last thing to say. You an' me is legitimate
prospectors an' practical gold-miners. But when it comes to fi-nance
we're sure the fattest suckers that ever fell for the get-rich-quick
bunco. After this it's you an' me for the high rocks an' tall timber,
an' if you ever mention eggs to me we dissolve pardnership there an'
then. Get me?”
XI. THE TOWN-SITE OF TRA-LEE
Smoke and Shorty encountered each other, going in opposite directions,
at the corner where stood the Elkhorn saloon. The former's face wore
a pleased expression, and he was walking briskly. Shorty, on the other
hand, was slouching along in a depressed and indeterminate fashion.
“Whither away?” Smoke challenged gaily.
“Danged if I know,” came the disconsolate answer. “Wisht I did. They
ain't nothin' to take me anywheres. I've set two hours in the deadest
game of draw--nothing excitin', no hands, an' broke even. Played a
rubber of cribbage with Skiff Mitchell for the drinks, an' now I'm that
languid for somethin' doin' that I'm perambulatin' the streets on the
chance of seein' a dogfight, or a argument, or somethin'.”
“I've got something better on hand,” Smoke answered. “That's why I was
looking for you. Come on along.”
“Now?”
“Sure.”
“Where to?”
“Across the river to make a call on old Dwight Sanderson.”
“Never heard of him,” Shorty said dejectedly. “An' never heard of no one
living across the river anyway. What's he want to live there for? Ain't
he got no sense?”
“He's got something to sell,” Smoke laughed.
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