Snap: A legend of the Lone MountainPhillipps-Wolley, Clive
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Snap: A legend of the Lone Mountain
Phillipps-Wolley, Clive
Canadian Rockies (B.C. and Alta.) -- Fiction; English fiction -- 19th century; Mountaineering -- Fiction
So the old gentleman was the director of a company, and Snap, knowing
him well, thought that the shareholders in that company were luckier
than their director, for, if downright honesty would insure the
payment of a dividend by Puffin Islands, Puffin Islands, under the
command of the Admiral, would pay. Poor old gentleman, it was a
change to him, trudging into the City through sludge and fog to talk
about guano and its prospects, instead of with gun and spaniel
pottering about Fairbury coverts on the off chance of a 'cock.'
Then there was a letter from the 'mother,' concealing the miserable
life she and her gallant old brother were leading in a dingy London
back-street--a letter full of thanks to Snap for looking after her
'other two boys' on the way out, and regretting that the three could
not be all together. She sent Snap what she imagined would be useful
Christmas presents, and the tears came into his eyes as he thought of
the weary hours which she must have spent stitch-stitching in the
gloom of a London parlour to make those useless white robes for him.
For, indeed, they were useless. Two of them were night-shirts--linen
night-shirts!--to sleep in in a country where, if you touched an axe
out of doors, the cold made it cling to your hand until either the
skin came away on the axe or you put axe and hand together into hot
water to thaw and dissolve partnership. He treated them very
reverently at first, but, long after, Snap confessed that they had
been very useful '_as overalls_, with a pudding-bag used as an
extempore night-cap, _for stalking wild-fowl in the snow-time_.'
Then there was a long letter from his guardian, reminding Snap that,
'had he only been advised by him, he might now be occupying an
honourable position in commerce or the law, and making his way to a
fair competency in his maturer years.'
'Yes,' muttered Snap, 'and supping on blue pills, with a breakfast of
black draught, or (if very well) only Eno, to follow. No, thank you,
my worthy relative,' muttered the boy. 'I prefer these "Arctic
solitudes and uncultured men," as you civilly call them, to a
solicitor's office, any day.'
Snap's guardian fell into a common error. Civilised himself, he
couldn't understand the beauties of barbarism. Snap could; and of
the two, barbarism and civilisation, thought barbarism the better
horse.
The odd thing that Christmas was that there was no letter from Frank
or Towzer, to whom Snap had already written more than once. Later
on, Snap got a letter, but, as we will ourselves visit the other boys
shortly, it is unnecessary to refer further to that here.
The Admiral's glasses nearly led Snap into a bad scrape, though the
glasses were in no way to blame for it. As he stood trying them from
the door of the ranche-house one morning, he said to Wharton, who was
beside him:
'Dick, I believe I can see a band of cattle making up towards the
line.'
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