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"No, mynheer," replied the corporal; "I not tell you all, tousand
tyfils, I not tell you all;" and here the corporal put his hand to his
forehead and was silent, much to Vanslyperken's amazement. But the fact
was, that Corporal Van Spitter was thinking what he possibly could say.
At last, a brilliant thought struck him--he narrated to the lieutenant
how he had seen the ghost of Smallbones, as he thought, when he was
floating about, adrift on the Zuyder Zee--described with great force his
horror at the time of the appearance of the supernatural object, and
tailed on to what he believed to be true, that which he knew to be
false, to wit, that the apparition had cried out to him, that "_he was
not to be hurt by mortal men_."
"Gott in himmel," finished the corporal, "I never was so frightened in
my life. I see him now, as plain as I see you, mynheer. Twenty tousand
tyfils, but the voice was like de tunder--and his eye like de
lightning--I fell back in one swoon. Ah, mein Gott, mein Gott!"
So well did the corporal play his part, that Vanslyperken became quite
terrified; the candle appeared to burn dim, and he dared not move to
snuff it. He could not but credit the corporal, for there was an
earnestness of description, and a vividness of colouring, which could
not have been invented; besides, was not the corporal his earnest and
only friend? "Corporal," said Vanslyperken, "perhaps you'll like a
glass of scheedam; there's some in the cupboard."
This was very kind of Mr Vanslyperken, but he wanted one himself, much
more than the corporal. The corporal produced the bottle and the glass,
poured it out, made his military salute, and tossed it off.
"Give me another glass, corporal," said Vanslyperken, in a tremulous
tone. The lieutenant took one, two, three glasses, one after another,
to recover himself.
The corporal had really frightened him. He was convinced that
Smallbones had a charmed life. Did he not float to the Nab buoy and
back again?--did not a pistol ball pass through him without injury?
Vanslyperken shuddered; he took a fresh glass, and then handed the
bottle to the corporal, who helped himself, saluted, and the liquor
again disappeared in a moment.
Dutch courage is proverbial, although a libel upon one of the bravest of
nations. Vanslyperken now felt it, and again he commenced with the
corporal. "What were the words?" inquired he.
"Dat he was not to be hurt by mortal man, mynheer. I can take mine
piple oath of it," replied the corporal.
"Damnation!" cried Vanslyperken; "but stop--mortal man--perhaps he may
be hurt by woman."
"Dat is quite anoder ting, mynheer."
"He shan't escape if I can help it," retorted Vanslyperken. "I must
think about it." Vanslyperken poured out another glass of scheedam, and
pushed the stone bottle to the corporal, who helped himself without
ceremony. Mr Vanslyperken was now about two thirds drunk, for he was
not used to such a quantity of spirits.
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