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The corporal, for a moment, was equally transfixed; but on these
occasions people act mechanically because they don't know what to do.
The corporal had been well drilled; he rose from the sofa, held himself
perfectly upright, and raised the back of his right hand to his
forehead; there he stood like a statue, saluting at the presence of his
superior officer.
The widow had also perceived the presence of Vanslyperken almost as soon
as the corporal, but a woman's wits are more at their command on these
occasions than a man's. She felt that all concealment was now useless,
and she prepared for action. At the same time, although ready to
discharge a volley of abuse upon Vanslyperken, she paused, to ascertain
how she should proceed. Assuming an indifferent air, she said--"Well,
Mr Vanslyperken?"
"Well!" exclaimed Vanslyperken, but he could not speak for passion.
"Eaves-dropping, as usual, Mr Vanslyperken?"
"May the roof of this house drop on you, you infernal--!"
"No indelicate language, if you please, sir," interrupted the widow, "I
won't put up with it in my house, I can tell you.--Ho, ho, Mr
Vanslyperken," continued the widow, working herself into a rage, "that
won't do here, Mr Vanslyperken."
"Why, you audacious--you double-faced--"
"Double-faced!--it's a pity you wer'n't double-faced, as you call it,
with that snivelling nose and crooked chin of your's. Double-faced,
heh!--oh! oh! Mr Vanslyperken--we shall see--wait a little--we shall
see who's double-faced. Yes, yes, Mr Vanslyperken--that for you, Mr
Vanslyperken--I can hang you when I please, Mr Vanslyperken. Corporal,
how many guineas did you see counted out to him at the house opposite?"
During all this the corporal remained fixed and immovable with his hand
up to the salute; but on being questioned by his mistress, he replied,
remaining in the same respectful attitude--
"Fifty golden guineas, Mrs Vandersloosh."
"A lie! an infamous lie!" cried Vanslyperken, drawing his sword.
"Traitor that you are," continued he to the corporal, "take your
reward." This was a very critical moment. The corporal did not attempt
the defensive, but remained in the same attitude, and Vanslyperken's
rage at the falsehood of the widow and the discovery of his treason was
so great, that he lost all command of himself. Had not a third party
come in just as Vanslyperken drew his sword, it might have gone hard
with the corporal; but, fortunately, Babette came in from the yard, and
perceiving the sword fly out of the scabbard, she put her hand behind
the door, and snatched two long-handled brooms, one of which she put
into the hands of her mistress, and retained the other herself.
"Take your reward!" cried Vanslyperken, running furiously to cut down
the corporal. But his career was stopped by the two brooms, one of
which took him in the face, and the other in the chest. The widow and
Babette now ranged side by side, holding their brooms as soldiers do
their arms in a charge of bayonets.
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